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Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 90% of owners
Steam reviews 94% positive of 574
What the data shows
- 90% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (93%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 95% of games we track.
- 90% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 585 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 1.1h for positive, 0.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (90.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (14)
- Compact Gamer Give yourself a Boost 100%
- We Prey at Night Get three Rats in a Row 95%
- Byeah Get three Byeahs in a Row 74%
- World Champion Get three Gluemans in a Row 67%
- Jerma985 Get three Jermas in a Row 63%
- Best Planet Get three JUPS in a Row 60%
- JUP! Win the JUP minigame 60%
- Crypto God Win a Baldcoin Jackpot 53%
- Worst Character Ever Defeat Glueman 46%
- 200 IQ Streamer Beat the advanced puzzle 34%
- Expensive Win 10,000 Baldcoins 33%
- JUP Denied Lose the JUP Minigame 33%
- Burgah Boy Get all burgers in the Byeah Minigame 32%
- Meeting of the Byeahs Beat the Byeah minigame 25%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.