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The Watchers
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 89% of owners
Steam reviews 73% positive of 548
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours most reviews are negative (68%); after 5h it's 1 in 8 (13%).
- The opening is criticised more than in 95% of games we track.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- 89% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 553 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 292 reviews: 7.4h for positive, 1.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (89.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (15)
- Sneaky Hobbitses Returned a cursed belonging with zero deaths. 100%
- Alas, Poor Yorick! Skull returned to the Altar. 100%
- Anyone For Salad? Bowl returned to the Altar. 79%
- The Horror, The Horror... Sword returned to the Altar. 68%
- 3.18.15.23.12.5.25 Ritual Book returned to the Altar. 56%
- Cup Of Stars Goblet returned to the Altar. 52%
- Assume The Party Escort Submission Position Mask returned to the Altar. 44%
- Jill Sandwich Died 100 times. 39%
- These Shoes Were Made For Dyin' Shoes returned to the Altar. 35%
- Silencio Telephone returned to the Altar. 29%
- Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear Mirror returned to the Altar. 26%
- Where The Rainbow Ends All cursed belongings returned to the Altar. 24%
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl Robe returned to the Altar. 24%
- Praise The Sun All roses found. 4.3%
- To Him Ascribe All Sin All cursed belongings returned with zero deaths. 1.3%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.