ActionAdventureIndieRPGSimulation
BEARS, VODKA, BALALAIKA! 🐻
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 55% of owners
Steam reviews 90% positive of 2,001
What the data shows
- 89% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (90%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 90% of games we track.
- Only 55% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,016 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 282 reviews: 0.3h for positive, 0.3h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (55.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (7)
- Ushanka Ushanka 100%
- Soviet star Soviet star 93%
- Mishka Mishka 88%
- Soviet kek Soviet kek 83%
- Mr. Stalin Mr. Stalin 80%
- USSR ball USSR ball 77%
- Lenin Lenin 75%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.