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Paint Warfare
Give it 2 hours
Gets good by 2h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 3h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 83% of owners
Steam reviews 86% positive of 1,995
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (23%); after 3h it's 1 in 25 (4%).
- Fully opens up by hour 3.
- 83% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,022 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 3.5h for positive, 0.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (83.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (14)
- Thumbs Up! Play 1 game 100%
- IKEA Stand on any table 40%
- Heart Medallion Absorb 1000 hits 37%
- Big Promotion Reach rank 1 24%
- Big Promotion II Reach Rank 5 6.7%
- Goose's Mushroom Step on the honking mushroom in Dragon Valley 3.2%
- Big Promotion III Reach Rank 9 2.3%
- A Tickle Deal damage with the bubble grenade 2.0%
- Eliminator Kill 50 players in a life 1.6%
- Honorary Banana Reach rank 16 1.3%
- Defloper Have 50 hours on the game 1.1%
- Elimination Medallion Kill 2500 people 1.1%
- RPM Reload the orange 100 times in one sitting 1.0%
- Life Support Get a total of 100 kills on less than 5HP 0.8%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.