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Make Me LAG
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 40% of owners
Steam reviews 93% positive of 251
What the data shows
- 93% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (93%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 95% of games we track.
- Only 40% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 254 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 251 reviews: 0.2h for positive, 0.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (40.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (5)
- Defeat the Golem Oh mighty warrior, you defeated the Golem! But this is just the first step, more tremendous enemies awaits ahead! 100%
- Such power! Such blinding power! You reached 1 FPS! You are so strong that time seems to have stopped! 75%
- Defeat the Dragon Incredible! Even the Red Dragon couldn't resist all that lag! Push on warrior you can do it! 65%
- We warned you You suffered the right punishment for being a dirty cheater! 61%
- Defeat the Kraken Congratulations, you are our saviour! Our world is saved, thanks to the power of your lag! 53%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-22.