ActionAdventureIndie
Fashion Police Squad
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 99% of owners
Steam reviews 87% positive of 1,608
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (20%); after 5h it's 1 in 12 (8%).
- 99% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,636 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 5.5h for positive, 3.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (98.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (25)
- Congratulations on Your Promotion! Open the game for the first time. 100%
- Drink and Thrive Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it. 98%
- Where The Fog Rises Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time. 79%
- D.R.I.P. Mode Activated Collect every piece of swag during a mission. 70%
- A Huge Boss Defeat Hugo Bauss. 64%
- Slap Some Fashion Sense Into Them Fab Slap 25 enemies. 48%
- Potayto, Potahto Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice. 42%
- Funk NFTs Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice. 36%
- Seasoned Slapper Fab Slap 50 enemies. 32%
- 4d3d3d3 Engaged Defeat Hackerman 30%
- Butting heads Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon. 23%
- L’Art Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit. 20%
- You’re a Winner Baby! Complete all of the story missions. 19%
- Everything Turned out Well in the End Defeat Turn Coat 19%
- A Game by Mopeful Games Read the credits. 17%
- Justice Has Been Served Stun enemies 100 times with the Belt of Justice. 13%
- Challenge Accepted. Complete all challenges. 11%
- Drive to Succeed Get first place on the driving range scoreboard. 8.1%
- Toilet Is You Solve the only puzzle in the game. 8.0%
- Hole in One Put the ball in the hole. 7.7%
- Dominating! Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice. 6.1%
- BULL’S EYE! Find the sniper secret. 5.7%
- Top Rated Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating. 4.9%
- Gotta Catch ‘Em All! Find all the secret posters. 4.7%
- Tens Tens Tens Across The Board Fully complete all missions and challenges. 4.2%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.