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When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,089 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 289 reviews: 1.8h for positive, 0.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (24.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (10)

• I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total. 100%
• One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out. 60%
• I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale Awarded for completing your 128th jump. 47%
• I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack. 37%
• I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates. 29%
• I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total. 27%
• OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw! 17%
• I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels. 16%
• I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps. 7.9%
• The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah. 7.5%