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Priest Simulator: Heavy Duty
Hooks you almost right away
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 98% of owners
Steam reviews 96% positive of 808
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 18 reviews are negative (6%); after 3h it's 1 in 20 (5%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 96% of games we track.
- 98% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 820 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 1.8h for positive, 0.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (98% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (12)
- I Wanna Rock Turn it on 100%
- Exercises In Futility Finish your daily routine 52%
- The Exorcist Finish an exorcism 39%
- Baptized In Blood Kill 44 shatanists 18%
- Talking Heads Get the bonus for the perfect confession 18%
- Back off, I got work to do Finish it 16%
- Sticky Fingers Get 23 donations from Christians 14%
- Blessed are the sick Bless 23 christianists/shatanists 8.9%
- Spill the Blood Knockout 93 shatanists using telekinesis 6.9%
- Cleaning Is My Business… And Business Is Good Clean 23 graffittis 5.7%
- Nothingface Put 3 buckets on shatanists' heads 5.6%
- Streetcleaner Get 23 "Road Jacks" 5.5%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.