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Noobs Want to Live
Give it 3 hours
Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Reach the ending 67% of players who started
Started playing 94% of owners
Steam reviews 89% positive of 4,983
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (23%); after 7h it's 1 in 11 (9%).
- 67% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Entering Peachville” (Clear Difficulty I 1 time) and “Exploring Peachville” (Clear Difficulty II 1 time): from 97% to 85% of starters.
- 94% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 5,033 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 299 reviews: 12.4h for positive, 9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (93.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Entering Peachville Clear Difficulty I 1 time 97% −3
- Exploring Peachville Clear Difficulty II 1 time Most players quit here 85% −12
- Roaming Peachville Clear Difficulty III 1 time 77% −8
- Peachville Maestro Clear the Ancient Fields 1 time 67% −10
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (124)
story milestone ending side
- Silverring Exterminator 1 Silverrings to exterminate: 50 100%
- Big Purrings 1 Big Purrings to exterminate: 1 100%
- Entering Peachville Clear Difficulty I 1 time 97%
- Big Rockies 1 Big Rockies to exterminate:1 97%
- Let's Synergize Baby Synergies to unlock: 1 97%
- Death's Cold Embrace 1 Times to kick the bucket: 1 94%
- Silverring Exterminator 2 Silverrings to exterminate: 200 94%
- Purring Exterminator 1 Purrings to exterminate: 500 93%
- Big Angerrings/Devirrings 1 Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 1 91%
- Purrurring Exterminator 1 Purrurrings to exterminate: 200 91%
- Rocky Exterminator 1 Rockies to exterminate: 100 90%
- Silverring Exterminator 3 Silverrings to exterminate: 500 89%
- Rocky Exterminator 2 Rockies to exterminate: 200 88%
- Nameless Hero of the Future Nameless Hero (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty I, II, III) 88%
- Purrurring Exterminator 2 Purrurrings to exterminate: 500 88%
- Purring Exterminator 2 Purrings to exterminate: 1000 87%
- More Synergizing Synergies to unlock: 4 85%
- Exploring Peachville Clear Difficulty II 1 time 85%
- Purrurring Exterminator 3 Purrurrings to exterminate: 1000 85%
- Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 1 Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 200 84%
- Doggo of the Future Doggo (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III) 83%
- Big Angerrings/Devirrings 2 Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 3 83%
- Silverring Exterminator 4 Silverrings to exterminate: 1000 82%
- Death's Cold Embrace 2 Times to kick the bucket: 3 82%
- Big Purrurrings 1 Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 1 82%
- Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 2 Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 500 81%
- T-Swift of the Future T-Swift (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III) 81%
- Mammon Exterminator 1 Mammons to exterminate: 10 80%
- Big Purrates 1 Big Purrates to exterminate: 1 79%
- Bombermeow Exterminator 1 Bombermeows to exterminate: 20 79%
- Purrate Exterminator 1 Purrates to exterminate: 20 79%
- Great Beauty of the Future Great Beauty (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty II, III) 79%
- Purrate Exterminator 2 Purrates to exterminate: 50 79%
- Big Nappy Tomcats 1 Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 1 79%
- Purrate Exterminator 3 Purrates to exterminate: 100 78%
- Toxicat Exterminator 1 Toxicats to exterminate: 200 77%
- Toxicat Exterminator 2 Toxicats to exterminate: 500 77%
- Roaming Peachville Clear Difficulty III 1 time 77%
- Big Toxicats 1 Big Toxicats to exterminate: 1 76%
- Purrurring Exterminator 4 Purrurrings to exterminate: 3000 76%
- Big Angerrings/Devirrings 3 Big Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 5 76%
- Toxicat Exterminator 3 Toxicats to exterminate: 1000 76%
- Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 3 Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 1000 75%
- Death's Cold Embrace 3 Times to kick the bucket: 5 75%
- Purring Exterminator 3 Purrings to exterminate: 3000 75%
- Porky of the Future Porky (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields) 75%
- Mr. Tea of the Future Mr. Tea (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields) 75%
- Agent Dee of the Future Agent Dee (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields) 75%
- Purrate Exterminator 4 Purrates to exterminate: 500 74%
- Rocky Exterminator 3 Rockies to exterminate: 1000 74%
- Meeting Your Father Darth Meowers to exterminate: 1 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields) 73%
- Bombermeow Exterminator 2 Bombermeows to exterminate: 50 73%
- The Great Synergizer Synergies to unlock: 10 72%
- Big Rockies 2 Big Rockies to exterminate:3 71%
- Toxicat Exterminator 4 Toxicats to exterminate: 3000 71%
- Big Purrurrings 2 Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 3 71%
- Silverring Exterminator 5 Silverrings to exterminate: 3000 70%
- Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 1 Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 200 69%
- Death's Cold Embrace 4 Times to kick the bucket: 7 68%
- The Grim Reaper Exterminate 5,000 foes in a single game 68%
- Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 2 Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 500 68%
- Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 3 Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 1000 67%
- Mammon Exterminator 2 Mammons to exterminate: 30 67%
- Peachville Maestro Clear the Ancient Fields 1 time 67%
- Devil Rocky Exterminator 1 Devil Rockies to exterminate: 1000 66%
- Big Purrates 2 Big Purrates to exterminate: 3 66%
- Miss Shirker of the Future Miss Shirker (Time Traveler) to vanquish: 1 (Appears In the Ancient Fields) 66%
- Big Purrings 2 Big Purrings to exterminate: 3 65%
- Bombermeow Exterminator 3 Bombermeows to exterminate: 100 65%
- Big Nappy Tomcats 2 Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 3 65%
- Purring Exterminator 4 Purrings to exterminate: 5000 63%
- Darkness Expelled Darth Meowers to exterminate: 3 (Appears In Difficulty III, the Ancient Fields) 62%
- Purrate Exterminator 5 Purrates to exterminate: 2000 61%
- Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 4 Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 3000 61%
- Big Purrurrings 3 Big Purrurrings to exterminate: 5 60%
- Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 4 Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 3000 60%
- Mammon Exterminator 3 Mammons to exterminate: 50 60%
- Devil Rocky Exterminator 2 Devil Rockies to exterminate: 3000 58%
- Gaidin Warder Have a shield of 500 58%
- Death's Cold Embrace 5 Times to kick the bucket: 10 58%
- Big Purrates 3 Big Purrates to exterminate: 5 57%
- Toxicat Exterminator 5 Toxicats to exterminate: 10000 56%
- Big Rockies 3 Big Rockies to exterminate:5 56%
- Big Purrings 3 Big Purrings to exterminate: 5 54%
- Big Toxicats 2 Big Toxicats to exterminate: 3 54%
- Big Nappy Tomcats 3 Big Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 5 52%
- Purrurring Exterminator 5 Purrurrings to exterminate: 10000 52%
- Health Junky Have a max HP of 1,000 51%
- Great Beauty's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Great Beauty 50%
- Mammon Exterminator 4 Mammons to exterminate: 100 49%
- Rocky Exterminator 4 Rockies to exterminate: 3000 48%
- Nameless Hero's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Nameless Hero 47%
- Nappy Tomcat Exterminator 5 Nappy Tomcats to exterminate: 10000 43%
- Devil Rocky Exterminator 3 Devil Rockies to exterminate: 8000 43%
- Miss Shirker's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Miss Shirker 40%
- Darth Meower's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Darth Meower 40%
- Porky's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Porky 38%
- T-Swift's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as T-Swift 37%
- Big Toxicats 3 Big Toxicats to exterminate: 5 37%
- Bombermeow Exterminator 4 Bombermeows to exterminate: 500 35%
- Doggo's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Doggo 34%
- Mr. Tea's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Mr. Tea 34%
- Agent Dee's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Agent Dee 34%
- Synergy Overload Synergies to unlock: 30 33%
- Purring Exterminator 5 Purrings to exterminate: 10000 31%
- Rocky Exterminator 5 Rockies to exterminate: 5000 31%
- Death's Cold Embrace 6 Times to kick the bucket: 20 29%
- Peachville Champion Acquire all skins 25%
- Angerring/Devirring Exterminator 5 Angerrings/Devirrings to exterminate: 10000 24%
- Devil Rocky Exterminator 4 Devil Rockies to exterminate: 20000 24%
- Play Hard to Get Link with the Great Beauty and do not get caught up by any pursuers within a single skill use. 23%
- Gotta Save Em All Link with Mr. Tea and save everyone with a single skill. 22%
- Money Wave Have a mouse with a Synergy pick up 233 coins. Greed is good. 21%
- Giant Loli Snappy Bobcat Casting a skill reverts you back to your original appearance. 18%
- Snappy Bobcat's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Snappy Bobcat. 18%
- Foxy Lady's Divinity Clear the Ancient Fields/Nightmare as Foxy Lady. 15%
- Anal Evacuation Link with Porky and fart for 1 consecutive minute. 13%
- Penta Hat Trick Link with T-Swift and kick 15 monsters in a single attempt. 12%
- A Man's Best Friend (?) Link with the Nameless Hero and get killed by his own dog. 12%
- Enter Through the Exit Link with Miss Shirker and maintain a skill until its cooldown ends. 12%
- Neo's Synergy Matrix Synergies to unlock: 54 11%
- Late to the Party Link with Darth Meower and die during the skill's duration. 9.3%
- Poop Your Poop and Eat It Too Link with Doggo and eat 20 red turds in a single round. 8.7%
- It's Just Business Link with Agent Dee and accumulate 300 Gold with your skills in a single round. 7.0%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.