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When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 2,069 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 9.4h for positive, 4.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (90.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (64)

• Rough Night Have a restless night. 100%
• A Shiny Artifact Find your first artifact. 94%
• Divine Intervention Saved from the Dream Eater 88%
• Squishy Crush a critter. 81%
• The Hunger Continues Feed the Shadowy Figure an item that he craves. 77%
• Heartbreaker Kill an enemy with a Heartbreak shot. 72%
• Maximise Profits Complete Underground Station 72%
• Yowza Purchase your first upgrade. 67%
• Hell Bent Kill 10 enemies with the pistol. 67%
• Stay Hydrated Drink 5 bottles of water. 61%
• Nosey Neighbour Examine every door in the apartments on the way to your room. 53%
• Chef Armando Rewards Find one of Chef Armando's desired ingredients. 52%
• Bite of the Devil Kill 10 enemies with the axe. 50%
• Aim For the Hearts Get 20 perfect combos. 49%
• Fishy Business Complete Aquarium 48%
• Dead Girl Die 5 times. 44%
• Heaven Sent Kill 50 enemies with the pistol. 43%
• Bug Hunt Crush half of the critters. 42%
• Hellfire Kill 10 enemies with the shotgun. 42%
• Take it Slow Tell Darrel to give Oakley his gift later. 42%
• Delicious Water Drink 20 bottles of water. 41%
• Family Matters Complete Crypt 40%
• Nice Shot Get 50 perfect combos. 40%
• These Look Valuable Find half of the artifacts. 39%
• Dress to Impress Wear a dress to dinner. 39%
• Torrid Romance Complete Palace 39%
• Back to Work Finish the game. 38%
• Heartbroken Complete Hotel 38%
• Postwoman Deliver Chamuel's letter to Postman Creed. 37%
• True Friend Free Benedict from his post. 35%
• Drinks on the Roof Catch up with Robyn on the roof. 35%
• Well Read Read all of the books in Dream Eater's Library. 34%
• Femme Fatale Kill 20 enemies with Heartbreak shots. 33%
• Aaamazing! Purchase half of the upgrades. 33%
• Demonology 101 Discover all of Marty's demon facts. 33%
• Star-Crossed Lovers Save Chamuel's relationship. 32%
• Soft Furnishings Appreciate all sofas in Dream Eater's lounge. 28%
• Mimi's Family Repair Darrel and Oakley's relationship. 27%
• I Love Hamsters Tell Darrel to give Oakley his gift right away. 25%
• Indecisive Give opposing advice to Darrel or Chamuel on the third day. 24%
• Culinary History Find all of Chef Armando's desired ingredients. 23%
• Break the Curse Complete Robyn's ending. 22%
• Wondrous Treats Feed the Shadowy Figure all items that he craves. 21%
• Love Prevails Complete Chamuel's ending. 20%
• Back Off Try to pass Darrel three times in the stairwell. 17%
• Her Royal Deadness Die 15 times. 17%
• Meat Mania Sabotage Darrel and Oakley's relationship. 17%
• Thou Shalt Repent Talk to the repenting demon each day. 16%
• True Natural Get a 6 star rank on one level. 16%
• Not Meant to Be Deliver Chamuel's letter to Beloved. 14%
• Escape The Nightmare Escape from the Dream Eater 13%
• Jenny Would Be Proud Kill 30 enemies with the axe. 13%
• Overkill Use a Heartbreak shot on an enemy that only has one weak point. 12%
• Till Death Do Us Part End Chamuel's relationship. 10%
• Shot-Maestro Kill 30 enemies with the shotgun. 10%
• Detective Work Read the Duchess's diary. 8.5%
• Dying Petals Fan Watch all episodes of Dying Petals. 7.5%
• The Devil You Know Complete Lucy's ending. 6.5%
• Lumberjack Defeat a boss without using the pistol or shotgun. 5.3%
• Just a T.A.D More Powerful Purchase every upgrade. 5.1%
• The Right-Hand Complete Clarissa's ending. 4.7%
• Pest Control Crush every critter. 4.3%
• Urban Exploration Find every artifact. 3.5%
• Mimi the Conqueror Get a 6 star rank on every level. 2.4%