Bash the Teacher! - Classroom Clicker

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 401 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 2.3h for positive, 1.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (96.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (83)

• First Strike Throw a paper ball. 100%
• Aviator Throw a paper plane. 93%
• Rogue Gardener Bash a cactus. 92%
• Up Up and Away Miss Thunderface exits skywards. 90%
• Floaty Bloaty Miss Thunderface is feeling bloated. 90%
• Swim with the Fishes Miss Thunderface takes a dip. 90%
• Little Miss T Miss Thunderface is feeling small. 90%
• Raindrops Keep Falling... Miss Thunderface gets wet. 90%
• Thanks a Ton Miss Thunderface discovers the laws of gravity. 90%
• Frog Spanker Bash a frog. 88%
• Fruit Punch Throw an apple. 85%
• Fan-Fandango Bash a fan. 82%
• Splat a Rat Bash a rat. 80%
• Scrambled Egg Throw an egg. 79%
• Dong a Gong Bash a gong. 77%
• Octo-thwack Bash an octopus. 75%
• Quitter Miss Thunderface can take it no more! 75%
• Bombs Away Throw a waterbomb. 73%
• System Error Bash a computer. 72%
• Smack a Bat Bash a bat. 69%
• Release the Kraken Sergeant Jughead meets the sea monster. 69%
• Bombed-out Sergeant Jughead is having a blast. 69%
• Party on Dude Sergeant Jughead is a party animal. 69%
• Bolt from the Blue Sergeant Jughead is struck by lightning. 69%
• Windswept Sergeant Jughead weathers the storm. 69%
• Doppelganger Sergeant Jughead has a twin. 68%
• Bake Off Throw a cupcake. 65%
• Wibble-Wobble Bash a jelly. 63%
• Hissy Fit Bash a snake. 61%
• Plate Smasher Throw a plate. 58%
• Dented Tin Bash a Robot. 57%
• Battered Crab Bash a crab. 55%
• Quitter 2 Sergeant Jughead can take it no more! 55%
• Slingshot Fire a slingshot. 55%
• Stinky Shot Bash a poop. 54%
• Annoy a Nelly Bash an elephant. 52%
• Arachnophobia Professor Bumfluff meets the spiders. 51%
• Squished Professor Bumfluff is squished like a bug. 51%
• 8-bit Professor Bumfluff goes retro. 51%
• Alien Knockout Professor Bumfluff sorts out a pesky alien. 51%
• Hey Mister Spaceman Professor Bumfluff goes to space. 51%
• Trashed Classroom Professor Bumfluff's classroom is trashed. 51%
• Flashbang Throw a lightbulb. 49%
• Tick-tocker Bash a clock. 47%
• Fox Flusterer Bash a fox. 46%
• Ninja Throw a ninja star. 45%
• Lamp Lamper Bash a lamp. 42%
• Quack-whack Bash a duck. 41%
• Melon Farmer Throw a melon. 41%
• Quitter 3 Professor Bumfluff can take it no more! 41%
• Caged Animal Madame Pudding behind bars. 39%
• Cry Baby Madame Pudding regresses. 39%
• Birthday Suit Madame Pudding bares all. 39%
• Jurassic Madame Pudding meets T-Rex. 39%
• Inner Self Madame Pudding shows her true self. 39%
• Sink Hole Madame Pudding and the pit. 39%
• Paparazzi Bash a camera. 39%
• Iguana Alarmer Bash an iguana. 38%
• Batter Up Throw a baseball. 37%
• Bongo Banger Bash a bongo. 34%
• Flapping Flamingo Bash a Flamingo. 34%
• Coffee Break Throw a coffee mug. 33%
• Quitter 4 Madame Pudding can take it no more! 31%
• Cone Cruncher Bash a cone. 31%
• Cricked Neck The Headmaster has a sore neck. 30%
• 8-bit Again The Headmaster meets the retros. 30%
• Lend a Hand The Headmaster is lent a hand. 30%
• D.I.Y The Headmaster meets a handsaw. 30%
• Sniper The Headmaster takes enemy fire. 30%
• Spikes The Headmaster get pricked. 30%
• Outback Attack Throw a boomerang. 30%
• Shell Shock Bash a snail. 30%
• Teddy Trauma Bash a teddy bear. 28%
• Twit Twoo Bash an Owl. 28%
• Master Blaster Fire a lazer gun. 27%
• Fast Food Throw a pizza. 27%
• Gumballer Bash a gumball machine. 26%
• Quitter 5 The Headmaster can take it no more! 26%
• Needle Scratcher Bash a gramophone. 26%
• Rock-a-croc Bash a crocodile. 26%
• Wailing Whale Bash a whale. 26%
• Featherweight Bash the punchbag 100 times. 24%
• Heavyweight Bash the punchbag 1000 times. This achievement is for the most determined trophy hunters only! 16%