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Beastieball
Hooks you almost right away
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 10h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 90% of owners
Steam reviews 98% positive of 1,783
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 7 reviews are negative (15%); after 15h it's 1 in 145 (1%).
- Fully opens up by hour 10.
- The opening is criticised less than in 82% of games we track.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- 90% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,791 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 293 reviews: 23.4h for positive, 11h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (89.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (27)
- Go Pro Become a Ranked Coach 100%
- Raging Blazes Defeat the Raging Blazes 78%
- Mythic Dreamers Defeat the Mythic Dreamers 73%
- Wild Flowers Defeat the Wild Flowers 58%
- Golden Gods Defeat the Golden Gods 53%
- Party Pirates Defeat the Party Pirates 45%
- Platinum Sponsor Get a Platinum Sponsor 42%
- Big Leagues Register for the Crown Series 36%
- Hello Freaks Defeat the Hello Freaks 32%
- Silent Warriors Defeat the Silent Warriors 29%
- ACHIEVEMENT OF SHAME Be stupid and ruin everything for no reason 27%
- Staying Power Get sponsored by Staying Power Fitness 27%
- Magic Moons Defeat the Magic Moons 24%
- A Real Team Pick out a team name 20%
- Now THAT'S Beastieball! Be interesting 19%
- King's Pet Learn a thing or two from a genius 18%
- Straight to the Top! Become high-Ranked 17%
- It's Canon! Have a rival named Barnes McBride 9.9%
- Nobody Cares But OK Good Job! Fully research 100 Beasties 9.0%
- Tower Tourney Complete the Tower Tourney 8.6%
- You got Staying Power! Get a gold-level sponsorship from Staying Power Fitness 2.1%
- Street Wise Get a streak of 5 or more in the Pickup Court 1.7%
- Expedition Summit Summit the Mountain Expedition 1.4%
- Rank Defender Invite Rank Defense challengers and defeat all 3 0.8%
- Super Tower Tourney Get a 30-win streak in the Super Tower Tourney 0.7%
- Draft Challenge Get a 15-win streak in the Draft Challenge 0.3%
- [Early Access] We're still working on the game. This is a placeholder for future achievements to be added. 0.1%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.