Take me, Vitaly

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,274 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 281 reviews: 4h for positive, 3.3h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (95.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (80)

• Thank you for tuning in! Start a New Game 100%
• Damn, i'm looking good! See yourself in a mirror 98%
• I did pressed! Be caught by Vitaly for a first time 95%
• Schublade Open the Schublade 93%
• Skibidi bop-bop-bop, yes-yes! Hide in the Toilet 83%
• Anime is Crap! Amen 70%
• Zero Deaths! Be caught 3 times 70%
• Kept you waitin' huh? Hide in a box 68%
• Watch your Stamina! Get away after the Chase 66%
• Welcome to the Family, Son! Be caught from Behind 63%
• Why so Serious? Damn jumpscares! 56%
• Dirty lil Rat! Get Dirty in the House 55%
• Don't touch my Potato! Spoil the potato 54%
• Donat Dump Place the Donut to a Box 53%
• Grave Digger Plunder a Grave 50%
• Marcus didn't Betrayed! Place the Kitten to a Stand 50%
• SOMEBODY, PLEASE! Get this Man a Gun! 49%
• Vitly isn't dumb! Open the Basement Door 48%
• Dungeon Master! Find the Red Room 48%
• Hard Eggplant! Use your Eggplant 48%
• Commenting this - only Spoiling it! Find the Torture room 47%
• What did ya wanted for this Money? First Ending 45%
• Shake it baby! Summon the Succubus 44%
• Michael has been Waiting! Meet Michael 42%
• Anime is Art! True! 41%
• Michael's Burger Go get the Buns for Michael's Burger 38%
• Dripping with Orange Juice... Hit Vitaly with Orange Juice 38%
• Gotcha! Hide in a Box in inopportune moment 34%
• Nice and Clean Clean your Dirty Footprints 33%
• It's not a Zelda! Quit experimenting! 27%
• Password is 0412 Open the Safe in Nightmare 27%
• А Send the ducky off to swim 27%
• 0 Send the ducky off to swim 27%
• 1 Send the ducky off to swim 27%
• Б Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• В Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Г Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Д Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Е Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ё Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ж Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• З Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• И Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Й Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• К Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Л Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• М Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Н Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• О Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• П Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Р Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• С Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Т Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• У Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ф Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Х Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ц Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ч Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ш Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Щ Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ъ Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ы Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ь Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Э Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Ю Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Я Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 2 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 3 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 4 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 5 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 6 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 7 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 8 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• 9 Send the ducky off to swim 26%
• Threesome Put 3 Hammers into 3 Slots 24%
• Merry Christmas! And Happy New Year! 19%
• Stupid Man-thing! Spank Vitaly! 18%
• I want to Believe! To be abducted by Aliens 9.9%
• Megalovania Play Megalovania on Grand-piano 8.7%
• Look what I can! Play the Marked melody on grand-piano 7.1%