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Goobies
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 100% of owners
Steam reviews 91% positive of 1,970
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (20%); after 7h it's 1 in 13 (8%).
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- 100% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,987 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 20.6h for positive, 13.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (99.7% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (43)
- Goober Play Goobies for the first time 100%
- Circle Of Self Control Unlock the artifact Circle Of Self Control 99%
- Dizzy Wizzy Unlock Dizzy Wizzy 83%
- Bingus Bongus Unlock Bingus Bongus 73%
- Mutaded Gene Unlock the artifact Mutated Gene 71%
- Blobmoon Unlock the artifact Blobmoon 69%
- Double Trouble Unlock the artifact Double Trouble 68%
- Blobbath Unlock the artifact Blobbath 66%
- Hoozey Woozey Unlock Hoozey Woozey 65%
- Golden Blob Kill 100 000 Blobs 60%
- Spinky Winky Unlock Spinky Winky 59%
- Sign Of Time Unlock the artifact Sign Of Time 58%
- Full Spectrum Unlock the artifact Full Spectrum 55%
- Golder Spider Kill 25 000 Spiders 51%
- Enraged Mumsa Kill 10 Mumsa 49%
- Enraged Magmus Kill 10 Magmus 49%
- Enraged Amam Kill 10 Amams 49%
- Enraged Zigrid Kill 10 Zigrids 49%
- Enraged Gaia Kill 10 Gaias 48%
- Symbol Of Pain Unlock the artifact Symbol Of Pain 42%
- Golden Exploder Kill 15 000 Exploders 39%
- Golden Tick Kill 7 500 Ticks 37%
- Wrath Of The Elder Unlock the artifact Wrath Of The Elder 35%
- Zigrids Last Wish Unlock the artifact Zigrids Last Wish 35%
- Golden Elite Blob Kill 50 000 Elite Blobs 32%
- Golden Blobby Kill Blobby 50 times 31%
- Yocto Unlock the artifact Yocto 29%
- Gilded Handle Unlock the artifact Gilded Handle 28%
- High Tide Unlock the artifact High Tide 25%
- Golden Elite Runner Kill 10 000 Elite Runners 25%
- Golden Giant Kill 5 000 Giants 25%
- Blob Roulette Unlock the artifact Blob Roulette 23%
- Abnormal Autopsy Unlock the artifact Abnormal Autopsy 22%
- Cursed Capsule Unlock the artifact Cursed Capsule 21%
- Cracked Heart Unlock the artifact Cracked Heart 20%
- Tinctured Glimpse Unlock the artifact Tinctured Glimpse 20%
- Golden Elite Giant Kill 2 500 Elite Giants 19%
- Pixel Perfect Unlock the artifact Pixel Perfect 12%
- Golden Elite Spider Kill 15 000 Elite Spiders 11%
- Golden Runner Kill 50 000 Runners 9.7%
- Golden Ulla Kill Ulla 50 times 9.0%
- Golden Bacharach Kill Bacharach 50 times 8.3%
- Pulverization Unlock the artifact Pulverization 5.8%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.