Surgeon Simulator

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• Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News Answer the phone. 100%
• Flippin' The Bird Show the patient your disdain. 77%
• Surgery Horns Express your appreciation of the metal. 70%
• Valve Actually Let Us Do This? Successfully use the VHS tape. 62%
• It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It Perform a heart transplant. 58%
• Shh I Doctor Now Calm your patient. 52%
• Pinky Swear Make a promise with the rib cage. 45%
• Vworrrp Vworrrp Create a Time Lord. 37%
• You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey! Perform a double kidney transplant. 36%
• I Think I Got This Perform a brain transplant. 34%
• Nigel The Secretary Go about your secretarial duties. 22%
• Nine Nine Nine! Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance. 19%
• Let's Go Practice Medicine Perform an uber heart transplant. 19%
• Keyhole Surgery Completely remove the rib cage. 18%
• Socialised Medicine! Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood. 16%
• I Am A Genius! Create a Hammerhead shark. 15%
• When You Have No Choice But To Operate Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance. 15%
• What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance. 15%
• 10 Megabytes Of Raw Data Collect all floppy disks. 14%
• Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing Perform an eye transplant. 14%
• Spaaaaaaaaace Go where no surgeon has gone before. 14%
• Mother Hen Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance. 13%
• Practically Licensed Complete all procedures. 12%
• Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist Perform a teeth transplant. 12%
• The Sound Of Progress My Friend! Explode a heart. 11%
• Heterochromia Give the patient heterochromia. 11%
• What Have I Done?? Lose the patient within 15 seconds. 11%
• The Goggles Do Nothing Completely smash up the goggles. 10%
• Like a hotdog down a hallway. Perform a corridor heart transplant. 9.5%
• What A Load Of Bull Listen to the surgeon rap. 9.5%
• In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed Perform a heart transplant in space. 9.5%
• About As Politically Correct As Fur Give the patient a... scarf. 9.1%
• A New Heart Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart. 8.6%
• I Immediately Regret This Decision Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time. 8.4%
• Like A Wet Paper Towel Throw the new heart away in the surgery. 8.0%
• Zero G Kidney Perform a double kidney transplant in space. 7.8%
• Delivery Coming Through Perform a corridor double kidney transplant. 7.6%
• I Should Never Have Doubted Myself Get an A++ rating on a procedure. 7.5%
• It's Hardly Rocket Science Perform a brain transplant in space. 7.5%
• We're Going Bowling! Perform a corridor brain transplant. 7.0%
• It's In! It's In I Tell You! ...and it was going so well. 6.9%
• Enter The Code I'm not sure that was worth it... 6.7%
• Screw The Prime Directive Reveal your next patient. 6.7%
• Is it Real? Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more. 6.5%
• Don't Run With Scalpels Perform a corridor eye transplant. 6.5%
• Hammer Time Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer. 6.4%
• Mobile Dentistry Perform a corridor teeth transplant. 6.1%
• The Beat Of Your Heart Replace the heart with something else. 5.7%
• Go For The Optics! Perform 5.7%
• Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back! Completely smash up the rib cage. 5.1%
• Call Trisha Now where did you leave her number... 4.7%
• Keep Your Eyes On The Road Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance. 4.7%
• One With The Speed Bumps Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood. 4.4%
• Speedrun Time Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute. 4.4%
• Brace For Surgery Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance. 4.4%
• Performance Anxiety Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. 4.3%
• Should I Be Awake For This? Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood. 4.2%
• Grin And Bear It Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery. 4.1%
• Archimedes! Hit Archimedes with a heart. 3.9%
• How Long Can You Live Without A Brain? Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute. 3.8%
• Kali Mah! Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes. 3.8%
• At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. 3.8%
• Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds. 3.6%
• Sweet Blasphemy Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. 3.6%
• Performance Enhancer? Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs) 3.4%
• I'm Sure He'll Live Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining. 3.4%
• My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me Perform an eye transplant in space. 3.3%
• I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds. 3.2%
• Orbital Dentist Perform a teeth transplant in space. 3.2%
• Nigel You Bloody Hero Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood. 3.0%
• Those Are Some Healthy Gums Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood. 3.0%
• Life's Too Short Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. 2.9%
• We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you. 2.9%
• You're Free Now Set the Gobbleshaft free. 2.9%
• Moooooo Heart of a Cow. 2.8%
• Butter Fingers Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant. 2.8%
• You Can't Handle The Tooth! Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth. 2.8%
• Like An Animal Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery. 2.8%
• Surgetricity Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs) 2.8%
• Frikkin' Lasers Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser. 2.7%
• And They Said It Was Impossible! Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs) 2.5%
• Don't In-Test My Patience Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds. 2.4%
• First Success Complete an alien organ transplant. 2.4%
• Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood 2.3%
• A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes. 2.3%
• Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood 2.3%
• That's How I Lost My Medical License Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds. 2.3%
• Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood 2.2%
• No More Worse Than Shampoo Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood. 2.2%
• Lumberjack Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe. 2.2%
• Let's See That Sick Filth Again Perform a 180° spoon flip. 2.2%
• Best Surgeon In The Universe Complete all 6 secret transplants. 2.2%
• Now I Can Reach Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers. 2.0%
• Pink Eye Vodka to the eye. 2.0%
• Best Surgeon In The World Get an A++ rating on all procedures. 2.0%
• Precision Instrument Time Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood. 2.0%
• Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. 2.0%
• The Surgery Of The Future Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood. 2.0%
• Tunnel Vision Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood 1.9%
• Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in. 1.9%
• There Is Nothing More To Teach... Completed every achievement. Now go save lives! 1.9%
• No Time To Admire The View Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds. 1.9%
• Stomach O'Clock Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes. 1.9%
• No Need To Curb Stomp Him Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood. 1.8%
• Trumsplant Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity. 1.7%
• The Brains Of The Operation Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood. 1.7%
• Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes. 1.7%
• I Can't Work Under These Conditions! Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. 1.7%
• Maintained Healthy Gums At Least Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood. 1.7%
• You May Feel A Light Tapping Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes. 1.7%
• Little Wet Willy Wet Willy with little pinky. 1.5%
• The Speed Of A Neuron Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds. 1.5%
• I Can See For Miles... Per Hour Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds. 1.5%
• At Worst, You're Now Colourblind Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood. 1.5%
• Blinding Speed Surgery Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds. 1.5%
• Right Tools At The Right Time Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds. 1.5%
• Eye Of The Space Storm Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds. 1.5%
• Expert Space Stalker Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood. 1.5%
• The Tooth Is Out There Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes. 1.5%
• Not The Time Or Place For Precision Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds. 1.5%
• Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds. 1.5%
• A++ is Trumperific Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart. 1.3%
• A Small Loan From My Father Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00. 1.1%