Hitler is my crush
Hooks you right away
What the data shows
- 92% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (92%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 93% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 58% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,507 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 279 reviews: 0.3h for positive, 0.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (58% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (19)
story milestone ending side
- Hot love Oh it's hot 100%
- Yay, I'm healthy Hurray, am I healthy or am I just a vegetable 94%
- Obsolete Bomb Bomb of all bombs 84%
- Curious tank Now let's sell it 78%
- I`m Fine Everything is super, EVERYTHING IS COOL!!! 66%
- Meet without panties We only meet without panties 51%
- Rich Guy I'm RICH!!! Sort of 36%
- Nothing surprises me anymore A typical day in my life 29%
- How perfect I am! Is anyone better? I doubt it! 29%
- Toilet Monster That very monster from dreams 20%
- Touch Grass You finally did it. You actually touched the grass (even if it's virtual) 16%
- Golden Rifle A rifle for the true connoisseur 15%
- Love Cat I wish someone would look at me like that 10%
- Spring Allergies Sneezing lead all over the place. Bless you! 8.1%
- Golden Toilet At least somewhere I have gold 6.2%
- Spring Vibes Feel the love and the smell of cherry blossoms in the air 5.7%
- SOCIAL CREDIT +15 And the cat-wife 4.3%
- Red Lantern Illuminated my love for my beloved 3.8%
- Six Seven 67 Six Seven of the Brain 2.1%