Get Off My Lawn!

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 1,751 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 1.1h for positive, 0.7h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (80% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (70)

• Should have stayed on the ship Kill your first alien 100%
• Collector Collect 100 orbs in a single game 95%
• Baby steps Reach level 5 88%
• Grunt Shooter Level 1 Kill 100 grunts with the musket 86%
• MVP Get a score of 1000 82%
• Hey big spender Spend 1000 orbs 63%
• Dodger Shooter Level 1 Kill 50 dodgers with the musket 61%
• 1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100 Use a head start 53%
• Yeah, a little too close Kill 10 enemies on the last lawn square 51%
• Firing Blanks Miss 8 times in a row 49%
• It never hurts to ask for help Use all utilities once 45%
• There is no spoon Kill 3 enemies during a single cane time 37%
• Thanks :) View the credits 35%
• Enough to neccessitate a gun rack Get all 3 guns 33%
• Grunt Blaster Level 1 Kill 100 grunts with the shotgun 33%
• Welcome to Earth Reach level 10 30%
• Grunt Shooter Level 2 Kill 1000 grunts with the musket 30%
• Champion Get a score of 5000 30%
• Dodger Blaster Level 1 Kill 50 dodgers with the shotgun 29%
• Grunt Zapper Level 1 Kill 50 grunts with the ray gun 25%
• Last ditch effort Use a last stand 25%
• Behemoth Shooter Level 1 Kill 50 behemoths with the musket 25%
• Hoarder Collect 1000 orbs in a single game 25%
• Welcome to the real world Kill 5 enemies during a single cane time 24%
• We come in peace Don't fire once 22%
• Dig this blender Spend 10,000 orbs 22%
• Tank Shooter Level 1 Kill 25 tanks with the musket 22%
• Behemoth Blaster Level 1 Kill 50 behemoths with the shotgun 21%
• Keep your enemies closer Kill 100 enemies on the last lawn square 21%
• Kilary Clinton Get a 10x multiplier 21%
• Dodger Shooter Level 2 Kill 500 dodgers with the musket 21%
• Dodger Zapper Level 1 Kill 25 dodgers with the ray gun 19%
• Extraterrestrials, go home Reach level 15 19%
• You are the one Kill 7 enemies during a single cane time 18%
• Rainbow suspenders Spend 50,000 orbs 18%
• Legend Get a score of 20000 18%
• More orbs than your house has room for Collect 2500 orbs in a single game 18%
• Grunt Blaster Level 2 Kill 1000 grunts with the shotgun 17%
• War of the Lawn Reach level 20 17%
• Packing some serious heat Upgrade all guns to level 3 17%
• Bring it on Upgrade your house fully 17%
• King of Old School Upgrade your musket fully 17%
• Do I smell BBQ? Upgrade your ray gun fully 17%
• Come get some Upgrade your shotgun fully 17%
• Packing some serious meat Upgrade all guns to max level 17%
• Tank Zapper Level 1 Kill 10 tanks with the ray gun 17%
• Behemoth Zapper Level 1 Kill 25 behemoths with the ray gun 17%
• Dodger Blaster Level 2 Kill 500 dodgers with the shotgun 17%
• Grunt Zapper Level 2 Kill 500 grunts with the ray gun 17%
• Tank Blaster Level 1 Kill 25 tanks with the shotgun 17%
• Behemoth Shooter Level 2 Kill 500 behemoths with the musket 16%
• Behemoth Blaster Level 2 Kill 500 behemoths with the shotgun 16%
• Grunt Shooter Level 3 Kill 10,000 grunts with the musket 16%
• Dodger Zapper Level 2 Kill 250 dodgers with the ray gun 16%
• Now you're just playing with fire Kill 1000 enemies on the last lawn square 16%
• Tank Shooter Level 2 Kill 250 tanks with the musket 16%
• Behemoth Zapper Level 2 Kill 250 behemoths with the ray gun 16%
• Dodger Shooter Level 3 Kill 5000 dodgers with the musket 16%
• Grunt Zapper Level 3 Kill 5000 grunts with the ray gun 16%
• Tank Zapper Level 2 Kill 100 tanks with the ray gun 16%
• Behemoth Shooter Level 3 Kill 5000 behemoths with the musket 16%
• Behemoth Zapper Level 3 Kill 2500 behemoths with the ray gun 16%
• Behemoth Blaster Level 3 Kill 5000 behemoths with the shotgun 16%
• Dodger Zapper Level 3 Kill 2000 dodgers with the ray gun 16%
• Dodger Blaster Level 3 Kill 5000 dodgers with the shotgun 16%
• Grunt Blaster Level 3 Kill 10,000 grunts with the shotgun 16%
• Tank Shooter Level 3 Kill 2500 tanks with the musket 16%
• Tank Blaster Level 2 Kill 250 tanks with the shotgun 16%
• Tank Zapper Level 3 Kill 1000 tanks with the ray gun 16%
• Tank Blaster Level 3 Kill 2500 tanks with the shotgun 16%