Goat Simulator

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• FINALLY Become the master of the goat tower. 100%
• Angel Goat Do no evil. 96%
• Stand by for Goatfall Finish all wallrun quest 93%
• Goat Queen Become the Queen of Goat Ville 91%
• Demogoat Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 89%
• Alexander Goatstafsson Win the title bout! 88%
• What is its purpose? Thrash the Goathenge 86%
• LOEK master Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 74%
• Goats 'n' Stuff Hold your own concert 67%
• Maximum MLG Big Plays Knock a bucket into a person 65%
• Devil Goat We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 62%
• Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death. 58%
• Pedestrian Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 54%
• A story about my goat I'm sorry about my goat 52%
• Disgusting Why did you step in that? Yuck 49%
• Ling Ling into battle go Fight the turtles 46%
• Involuntary QA Ooops, the game seems to have crashed. 41%
• Butthurt Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. 36%
• Steve's Quest Give Steve Works the apples 34%
• Rymdskepp i Rymden Travel to space! 32%
• Here's Johnny! Wield an axe with your tongue 30%
• Cardio kills your gains Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 30%
• A Story about my elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 29%
• Jousting Goat Unlock the jousting mutator 29%
• I can't believe that worked Do 10 front flips in one trick. 24%
• Goat of the hill Everything the light touches is your kingdom. 21%
• Malleus Maleficarum Burn them! 21%
• Dodge This Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 20%
• Boat ride Enjoy your trip 18%
• Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider. 16%
• The mage's favourite Burn people from afar 15%
• One man, two shots and a religion Inflate that guy's knee 15%
• Old Goat OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 15%
• Vegas, baby! Hit The jackpot. 14%
• Jörgen Jörgen. 13%
• GoatBuilt Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course 13%
• The Savage Paint with all the colors of the wind 13%
• The goa'th amendment Craft all the weapons in one game 11%
• Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 10%
• Not again... Get deviously trapped again 10%
• Don't Panic srsly 9.9%
• Sällskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level 9.4%
• Mermaid Goat Unlock the mermaid mutator 9.4%
• Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 9.0%
• Powerhoof SMASH Kick a person into a car 8.8%
• Wheel Goat Unlock the wheel of time mutator 8.8%
• Try Hard Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! 8.6%
• Gravity Goat Unlock the gravity goat mutator 8.6%
• Tony Goat Finish all manual quests 8.3%
• Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 8.1%
• I am Bread Are you bread? 8.1%
• Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back 7.9%
• Voluntary QA Trash the server room 7.9%
• Builder Goat Find all the blocks 7.5%
• ExcaliGoat Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 7.5%
• One Ball Ride a bike for 60 sec 7.4%
• Flip-Kick Kick something in the air while doing a backflip 7.2%
• The Icelandic Experience It never erupts when you want it to. 7.2%
• Elfstreet Boys Baa with the choir 7.0%
• Is that a goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 6.4%
• Columbian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush 6.4%
• Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad 6.1%
• Too much fun Kill 7 zombies with one minifun 6.1%
• The Flapmaster Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. 5.9%
• Hat Simulator Buy all hats 5.9%
• Steal the show Do a card trick at the magician 5.7%
• Goatta catch 'em all! How do you catch goats? 5.5%
• Neckbeard Smell and look like one 5.5%
• I freaking love goats Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 5.3%
• It's working... IT'S WORKING! Run wild with the podracer. 5.3%
• Zombie slayer Kill 20 zombies in one game 5.3%
• Masterchef Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 5.1%
• Retirement Just finish that one LAST job. 5.0%
• The puke machine Complete centrifuge event. 5.0%
• The Cow Whisperer Charm a cow using Valentino Salami. 4.8%
• Le Voyage Dans la Lune. A Trip to the Moon. 4.8%
• SteamWorld Goat Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 4.6%
• Better than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101 4.4%
• An Unnecessary Journey Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 4.4%
• Look at it go! Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 4.2%
• Hang tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute 4.2%
• Fund this! Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 4.0%
• Itsamee! Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 4.0%
• Survive for your life Survive 10 days 4.0%
• Love or Hate? Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 3.9%
• BFF Lick a friend 3.9%
• Goat from above Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 3.7%
• Goat Theft Auto Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 3.7%
• The Big Score Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. 3.5%
• Big in japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet 3.5%
• Bounce it! Enable the hydraulic cars. 3.5%
• Don't starve Eat 50 food items in one game 3.5%
• Testaholic Complete test chambers. 3.5%
• Gather $1000000 I wanna be a baahlionaire. 3.3%
• What’s the count? Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 3.3%
• Rocket League Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 3.3%
• Captain industry Mine 10 pieces of channitatium. 3.3%
• Goatipede Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 3.3%
• Suppress the Suppressor Throw 5 police officers into prison. 3.3%
• I Am Goat Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 3.3%
• Sweet collection! Find 10 trophies. 3.3%
• Warm bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 3.3%
• Hoarder Find all the trophies in GoatZ 3.1%
• A new challenger has appeared Clear 25 survival quests in one game 3.1%
• The world is your canvas Tag 10 walls. 3.1%
• Goatfellas Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. 3.1%
• Use the sword, goat Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 3.1%
• The Song of my People Listen to the whole pan flute song. 3.1%
• Shattered dreams Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 3.1%
• Fifty Shades of NPC Hogtie 50 NPCs. 2.9%
• Camel Cavalry Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 2.9%
• Survivalist Craft all items in one game 2.9%
• You raise me up! Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 2.9%
• Ready for the grill Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 2.9%
• Plentiful masquerade Wear 30 masks at once. 2.9%
• My little brony Find all the pony horses. 2.9%
• Dastardly Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 2.9%
• Spend money to make money Put a money crate in the mining shredder. 2.9%
• splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey Visit the badehaus. 2.9%
• What came first? The alien or the egg? Headbutt all alien eggs. 2.8%
• That's Fedorable Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 2.8%
• Wow is that a limited edition? Find 20 trophies. 2.8%
• Bacon marauder Shoot down 30 police ships. 2.6%
• Miner inconvenience Destroy 100 asteroids. 2.6%
• NERD! Find all trophies in Space. 2.6%
• Be not afreight Destroy all freighters. 2.6%
• Ruler of the seven skies Blow up all pirate ships. 2.6%