The Dishwasher: Vampire Smile

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,934 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 6.8h for positive, 1.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (68.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (12)

• They Totally Chopped My Arm Off Escape from Iffenhaus Space Prison. 100%
• Limb Storm 20XX! Violently separate 100 enemies. 87%
• Game Reviewers Shall Be Pleased Unlock Pretty Princess Difficulty. 62%
• The Disease is Dead Kill Yuki's Demon. 29%
• See, I Have Made Them Better Spray three expensive paintings with their owners' blood. 27%
• In The End I Am Free Beat the game on any difficulty as Yuki. 25%
• Bigger, Better, More Badasserer Win 3 chainsaw duels. 17%
• We'll Purge and Purge Beat the game on any difficulty as The Dishwasher. 16%
• Twitch Game Master Extreme Ultra Beat all Arcade levels. 4.1%
• Lead Dishwasher Beat the game on Samurai difficulty as The Dishwasher or Yuki. 4.0%
• I Did Not Use A FAQ For This Collect all Ghost Beads. 3.7%
• Bleep bloop! Get all achievables. Open presents, jump jump, squirtgun fight, kill squid, watch credits. 3.5%