Quadrober Simulator

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

before it gets good opening up fully opened up

Based on all 1,044 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 289 reviews: 1.2h for positive, 1.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (86.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (35)

• That's fine! 100%
• I'm Quadrober! 95%
• I have paws! 93%
• Old age is no joy 72%
• Say YES to Quadroberries! 70%
• Conquer the Hayter within you 70%
• It's a fiasco! 61%
• Kusaka 59%
• I'm a dog! 58%
• I'm a cat! 58%
• The silent horror 56%
• I'm a fox! 55%
• The end of Quadroberries 54%
• Park 47%
• Quadrobing 46%
• Defeat the Skoofs 44%
• Developer's attempt 41%
• 4, 5, 10 of the fifth 40%
• Candy 37%
• That's just ***! 35%
• All of it! 31%
• TV 1 31%
• TV 2 30%
• Doge 29%
• TV 5 29%
• First-aid kit 29%
• TV 3 28%
• TV 4 26%
• The end 21%
• Trampoline 14%
• The Meme Collector 12%
• SelfieQuadrober 12%
• Bone 11%
• Balloons 10%
• Graffiti 9.4%