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Headlander
Give it 1 hour
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 7h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 61% of owners
Steam reviews 90% positive of 1,059
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 3 reviews are negative (34%); after 7h it's 1 in 25 (4%).
- Fully opens up by hour 7.
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 60% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,067 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 8.4h for positive, 2.8h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (60.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (31)
- The Dawn of Man's Head Escaped the Starcophagus to crash land on the Pleasure Port 100%
- Warhead Used explosions to kill 5 enemies 96%
- Probe the Pleasure Port Thrusted through the Pleasure Port to find the Satellite Chalet 82%
- The Omega Dog Found Frank the Dog and return him to Eudora-5 64%
- Messages From Space Aligned the Satellite Chalet dishes to gain access to the Archives 60%
- The Gun is Good! Executed 50 headshots 58%
- Ground Control Destroyed 25 enemies using melee attacks 47%
- Brown Out Shut down the power stations in the Power Dome to gain access to the Archives 45%
- God Created the Dater Uploaded the Archive Data to Earl 41%
- Dynamite with a Laser Beam Defeated the Kill Queen 40%
- Le Voyage dans la Lune Citadel Used the long range zap to Luna Citadel 38%
- Star Crash Found your body and witnessed ERL's sacrifice 34%
- Double Trouble Eradicated the Spectrum Shepherds 34%
- Winters is Coming Found the entrance to Methuselah's Core 33%
- Colossus: The Methuselah Project Defeated the Methuselah titan 31%
- Say No to Methuselah Took Methuselah offline 31%
- Invasion of the Bodies Snatcher Found all the bodies for Athena-7 31%
- Rollerballs Used Overcharge Boost to take out 25 enemies 29%
- Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Found a power gem charging Shepherd and returned it to Rhea-6 26%
- The Circuit Found all mid-range zap locations 24%
- Maxed Headroom Unlocked all upgrades 24%
- Good to the Last Drop Drained all of the Energy S.A.C.s 21%
- Male Driver Kill Mappy without taking his Data 17%
- Headhunter Found all alpha, beta and gamma terminals 13%
- Clamiyuki Dance Party Execute all possible dance subroutines 13%
- Futureworld Popped your head into every room to have a look-see 13%
- The Longest Voyage Boosted for 5.2155e-13 parsecs (10 miles) 13%
- You, Robot Docked with every body type 12%
- Head Master 100% Headlander 12%
- By Your Command Used Auto Sentries to take out 10 enemies 8.3%
- Horse Play Played a game of H.O.R.S.E. 7.8%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.