Tallowmere

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 860 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 7.1h for positive, 3.6h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (40.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (28)

• Room 10 Make it to Room 10 without sacrificing any kittens. 100%
• Stealthy Backstab While stealthed with the Emerald Dagger, stab an enemy in the back. 95%
• Mmm, Tasty Sacrifice all nine kittens and die a little inside. 92%
• Death by Rocket Launcher Blow yourself up with a rocket launcher. 88%
• Heal Please Receive healing from Lady Tallowmere while on 1 health. 85%
• Death by Grenades Kill yourself using your own grenades. 82%
• Flag Fetcher Return the cursed flag to Lady Tallowmere without sacrificing any kittens. 78%
• Nightmare Begone Defeat Jazza without sacrificing any kittens. 76%
• Hydra Slayer Defeat the three-headed Hydra without sacrificing any kittens. 75%
• Legendary Weaponry Acquire a 5-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens. 72%
• Rescue Lady Tallowmere Free Lady T from her peril without sacrificing any kittens. 65%
• Room 20 Make it to Room 20 without sacrificing any kittens. 56%
• Legendary Outfit Acquire a 5-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens. 55%
• Legendary Headgear Acquire a 5-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens. 52%
• Mythical Weaponry Acquire a 6-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens. 51%
• Legendary Shieldbearer Acquire a 5-star shield without sacrificing any kittens. 47%
• Flag Runner Return the flag without dropping it, and without sacrificing any kittens. 45%
• Mythical Outfit Acquire a 6-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens. 38%
• Otherworldly Weaponry Acquire a 7-star weapon without sacrificing any kittens. 38%
• Mythical Headgear Acquire a 6-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens. 36%
• Mythical Shieldbearer Acquire a 6-star shield without sacrificing any kittens. 31%
• Room 30 Make it to Room 30 without sacrificing any kittens. 31%
• Otherworldly Outfit Acquire a 7-star outfit without sacrificing any kittens. 30%
• Otherworldly Headgear Acquire a 7-star piece of headgear without sacrificing any kittens. 27%
• Otherworldly Shieldbearer Acquire a 7-star shield without sacrificing any kittens. 25%
• Room 40 Make it to Room 40 without sacrificing any kittens. 18%
• Room 50 Make it to Room 50 without sacrificing any kittens. 12%
• Room 60 Make it to Room 60 without sacrificing any kittens. 9.4%