When does Tea Party Simulator 2015™ get good?

Hooks you right away. 69% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (69%). Only 26% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.

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Tea Party Simulator 2015™

Apr 23, 2015 Steam: Mixed

Hooks you right away

Gets good instantly from the first hour

Started playing 26% of owners

Steam reviews 69% positive of 666

What the data shows

69% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (69%).
Only 26% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.

When it gets good

Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.

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Based on all 670 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 258 reviews: 3.3h for positive, 2.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.

Where players quit

Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (25.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.

Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.

All achievements (28)

Anger Management Required You really aught to do something about that stabbing habit. 100%
You Buffoon! Yes, well ... I'd call you a buffoon too if you poured hot water on me. Indeed! 93%
The Fancy Finger Flip the bird, if the bird were a fancy bird. 83%
Mad Hat Activate the top hat. 74%
Deserted Completed the first level. 70%
The Last Baron Witness the Red Baron. 67%
Totally Unrecognizable Witness the zeppelin. 66%
Deal with it. Activate the sunglasses. 57%
Fish Slap Activate the fish! 55%
This monday to friday plane Activate the snake. 51%
Aviators Activate the aviators. 46%
Flying High Completed the second level. 37%
Potato Box Witness the potato box flying through space-time. 36%
Turnip Surprise Activate the turnip. 36%
Over 2001 Activate the monolith. 31%
Tea, the final frontier Completed the third level. 31%
That's Dino-might! Use the dynamite. 29%
Young Grasshopper Let the chi flow through the spasticity of your hand. 27%
Zombino Completed the fourth level. 26%
Dead Weight This hand ain't goin' nowhere. 24%
Calm Book Activate the calm book. 24%
Bad Show! Why would you shoot ted?! He's your best and only friend! 24%
Oops. Use a frag grenade to end your tea party. 24%
Only half a buffoon Completed the final level. 23%
Teaception Make a tea within a tea, or something. 21%
The Dude Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 1 levels. 17%
Straight A's Get an 'A' rank in all Mode 2 levels. 16%
The Tea Boss Get an 'S' rank in every level, in both Mode 1 and Mode 2. 16%

Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.