Unfortunate Spacemen

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• New Blood Reach Spaceman Rank 2. 100%
• RTFM Read The Abridged Spaceman's Guide. (Read How To Play Guide) 74%
• Lock and Load! Create a perk loadout. 57%
• You're Fired. You're supposed to stay alive, remember? 55%
• Equal Opportunity Complete the Company's Non-Discriminatory Training Course. 53%
• Dibs! In Shapeshifter, retrieve a Power Weapon from the canister before anyone else. 52%
• Rank 5 Reach Spaceman Rank 5. 47%
• Out to Launch Get blasted out of an Emergency Mass Ejector 46%
• Participation Trophy Be the first Spaceman to die, but Spacemen still win the round. (Requires at least 4 other players in the round) 43%
• Every Vote Counts Make your voice heard by voting in The Tribunal. 42%
• Rip and Tear! Complete the Monster Tutorial 39%
• Handyman 1 - Employee of the Month Become Employee of the Month! (Requires at least 3 other players in the round) 34%
• True Survivor As a Spaceman, land the killing blow on the Monster 28%
• Do Not Crawl In The Vents You never listen. 27%
• Move! In Shapeshifter, shove someone. Because you can. 27%
• Wharfage Complete Chapter 1 of The Crumerian Saga - "Wharfage" on any difficulty. 26%
• SPACE MADNESS Be the last Spaceman alive, in a game with 5 or more players. 24%
• Hunted You were marked as Suspicious in The Tribunal. 22%
• WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING SPACEMAN Trigger an airlock trap with Magnetic Boots. 21%
• I KNEW IT! In a game of 3 or more players, successfully mark the Monster as Suspicious. 21%
• High Five! Reach Wave 5 in Survival Mode. 21%
• Just Borrowing As a Spaceman, steal someone else's keycard. 20%
• No One Gets Out Alive! Win a round as the monster, with all Spacemen dead. Must be at least 3 other players in the match. 20%
• Not So Fast! Kill a Monster who has Posterior Claws, while they're in Monster Form. 18%
• Five to Life Survive 5 waves without dying in Survival Mode. 18%
• Unleash the Beast! As Monster, kill 3 Spacemen (players) with Monster Claws, in a single round. 17%
• Ten to Win Reach Wave 10 in Survival Mode. 17%
• Cutting It Close In Shapeshifter, as the Monster in Monster Form, kill a Spaceman with less than 40 of your Monster health remaining. 16%
• Unconvinced As a Spaceman, kill the Monster while it's still in a shapeshifted form. 16%
• The Core Labs Complete Chapter 2 of The Crumerian Saga - "The Core Labs" on any difficulty. 16%
• Make Your Mark Vandalize some Company property. 14%
• Sweet Fifteen Reach Wave 15 in Survival Mode. 13%
• Rank 10 Reach Spaceman Rank 10. 13%
• The Speaker Complete Chapter 3 of The Crumerian Saga - "The Speaker" on any difficulty. 12%
• Fightin' Words In Shapeshifter, kill the Monster with a Shotgun. 12%
• Survival of the Fittest Survive 10 waves without dying in Survival Mode. 12%
• Leaving On A Jet Shuttle As a Spaceman, escape in the Rescue Shuttle. 12%
• The Only Good Bug Is A Dead Bug Kill a total of 200 drones in a single level in Co-op or Survival mode. (Any Difficulty) 11%
• Not This Time In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, destroy a Monster's egg. 11%
• Bone World Complete Chapter 4 of The Crumerian Saga - "Bone World" on any difficulty. 9.9%
• By Your Skin of His Teeth In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster with less than 20 of your health remaining. 8.5%
• King of the Ring Survive 15 waves without dying in Survival Mode. 7.8%
• Chomp! In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, trap a Spaceman while burrowed. 7.6%
• Kill It With Fire! In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster with any kind of fire. 7.3%
• Good Guess As a Spaceman, kill a disguised Monster from full health with a single blow. The Monster must die before you do. 6.7%
• Second Base With Death In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman using a parasite. 6.0%
• Access Granted Unlock a door with VIP keycard 5.3%
• She Calls To You Drink some non-dairy imitation-dairy chocolate-flavored space milk. And don't ask where it comes from. 4.8%
• Final Boarding Call In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman, kill the Monster while it's inside the Rescue Shuttle. 4.8%
• I'll Take That In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, steal a keycard while burrowed, by using your trap attack. 4.8%
• I'm The Real Yellow! As the Monster, be disguised as someone else's color as they are murdered by their fellow Spacemen. (SECURITY does not count.) 4.6%
• Take One And Call Me In The Morning As a Doctor, drop a medkit that someone else uses. 4.6%
• Room For One More? In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, steal the Rescue Shuttle by destroying the cockpit door. 4.4%
• Veteran Complete any co-op Story Mission on Veteran difficulty. 4.4%
• One Way Trip As Monster, shove an unsuspecting Spaceman (player) into an Emergency Mass Ejector. 3.9%
• Come Out, Come Out... As a Spaceman, knock the Monster out of shapeshift form with a well-placed Stun Grenade. 3.9%
• Handyman 2 - High Value Employee Become Employee of the Month with at least 3000 points. (Requires at least 3 other players in the round) 3.6%
• For The Greater Good As an agent of BRIGADE, give your life for the cause and still win. 3.4%
• Camera Shy Shoot the camera in the Bias-Free Gun Range during the Spaceman Tutorial. 3.2%
• For The Homeworld Win a game as an agent of BRIGADE. 3.2%
• Phantom of the Space Opera As Monster in Shapeshifter, win a round with at least 3 murders, and without triggering the alarm on a Security Camera. 3.2%
• Rank 20 Reach Spaceman Rank 20. 3.2%
• Lunar Eclipse As a Shapeshifter, "accidentally" kill the Traitor. 3.2%
• The Most Convincing Con As an agent of BRIGADE, get killed by the Shapeshifter. 3.0%
• Personal Bubble As a Void Beast, kill a Spaceman with your claws. 3.0%
• Probing Questions As a Spaceman, reveal the Monster with a health syringe. 3.0%
• Rocket Man In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster with a Rocket Launcher 3.0%
• Not In Your Job Description In Shapeshifter, as a Spaceman with the Janitor Perk, end up being the one who kills the Monster. 2.8%
• Spare Keycard Have your keycard stolen, but you got a spare! 2.8%
• Mind the Door! In Shapeshifter, close a door on yourself, dying in the process. Like a complete fool. 2.7%
• Purrfect In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman with an Acid Bomb. 2.1%
• All Aboard! Using the Tram system, visit every station in a single match on Duress. 2.0%
• Dawn of the Walking Dead Space Turn a Spaceman into a Zombie 2.0%
• Dopefish Find the Dopefish in his natural, underwater habitat 2.0%
• Executive Reach Spaceman Rank 30. 2.0%
• Silent But Deadly In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, kill a Spaceman with a Toxic Ink Cloud. 2.0%
• The Cask of Monsterado In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster while it's inside a Vent 1.8%
• Doctor Assisted Monstrocide In Shapeshifter, kill a Monster while they're locked into a Health Station. 1.8%
• Persuasive As the Monster, kill a Spaceman with a weapon they were the last owner of. Grenades do not count. 1.8%
• Faster Than Light In Shapeshifter, kill a Void Beast (in Monster Form) with a Railgun. 1.6%
• Mutually Assured Destruction In Shapeshifter, as the Monster, deploy the Suitcase Nuke while onboard the Rescue Shuttle. 1.6%
• The Mouth of Madness Beat Co-op 3 "The Speaker" on Space Madness difficulty. 1.4%
• Key to a Spaceman's Heart In Shapeshifter, eat 5 keycards in a single match. 1.2%
• Missing The Point Drink Space Milk as an agent of BRIGADE. 1.2%
• Sower of Chaos As an agent of BRIGADE, hack 20 different objects in a single match. 0.9%