My Name is Mayo
Hooks you right away
What the data shows
- 85% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (81%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 83% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 67% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 3,107 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 295 reviews: 0.8h for positive, 1.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (67.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (50)
story milestone ending side
- You can see the hits! Hit the Mayo 5 times! 100%
- No brainer Hit 20 times! 100%
- Trimmed hearts Hit 50 times! 99%
- Red Bikini! This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times) 99%
- Young Boy I am Mayonnaise (90 hits) 99%
- Something important A Story About Life. (120 hits) 99%
- Balls of yarn Amazing Story (150 hits) 98%
- Micro downsizing Hit 200 times! 97%
- 20th century diet Hit 350 times! 94%
- Go eat cake Hit 500 times! 91%
- Nosey Caesar Hit 550 times! 90%
- Club Hit 700 times! 88%
- Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times) 80%
- Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times) 80%
- The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life) 79%
- Short timer Hit 1500 times! 78%
- Rain Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times) 77%
- Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times) 73%
- Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times) 72%
- Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life) 70%
- Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times) 70%
- Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times) 70%
- Knee record Hit 3000 times! 70%
- Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times) 69%
- Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times) 68%
- Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life) 68%
- Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times) 67%
- Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life) 67%
- Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life) 66%
- Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times) 66%
- Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times) 66%
- Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times) 66%
- Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life) 66%
- Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times) 65%
- Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life) 65%
- Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times) 65%
- I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life) 65%
- Venus-wise Hit 5000 times! 65%
- Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times) 64%
- Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times) 64%
- Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times) 64%
- Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times) 63%
- Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times) 63%
- Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times) 63%
- Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times) 62%
- A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times) 62%
- I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times) 61%
- *The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times! 59%
- An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times! 58%
- What do we do now? Unlock all the achievements! 55%