Mr.President!
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What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (27%); after 3h it's 1 in 11 (9%).
- 18% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Gitmo Vacations” (Finish Chapter 6) and “In Russia For Love” (Finish Chapter 7): from 51% to 26% of starters.
- 88% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 5,614 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 297 reviews: 3.5h for positive, 2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (87.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Pennsylvania Rally Finish Chapter 1 100%
- Connecticut Fund Raiser Finish Chapter 2 88% −12
- Mexican Border Finish Chapter 3 78% −10
- Chinese Business Trip Finish Chapter 4 65% −13
- The Cult of Rump Finish Chapter 5 60% −5
- Gitmo Vacations Finish Chapter 6 51% −8
- In Russia For Love Finish Chapter 7 Most players quit here 26% −26
- Rump the Feminist Finish Chapter 8 22% −4
- Race Warrior Finish Chapter 9 21% −1
- New York City 2024 Finish Chapter 10 19% −2
- Fixed Time Went Back In Time To Fix The Dark Future 18% −1
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (21)
story milestone ending side
- Pennsylvania Rally Finish Chapter 1 100%
- Connecticut Fund Raiser Finish Chapter 2 88%
- Mexican Border Finish Chapter 3 78%
- Chinese Business Trip Finish Chapter 4 65%
- The Cult of Rump Finish Chapter 5 60%
- Gitmo Vacations Finish Chapter 6 51%
- The Nacho Man Finish Rasslin' Spot 1 44%
- Ice Cold Beer Dude Finish Rasslin' Spot 2 32%
- Some Dead Dude Finish Rasslin' Spot 3 29%
- Half Naked Cook Finish Rasslin' Spot 4 27%
- Rump Rumble 1 The Ban Begins 26%
- In Russia For Love Finish Chapter 7 26%
- New Day Rasslin' Finish Rasslin' Spot 5 24%
- Rump the Feminist Finish Chapter 8 22%
- Race Warrior Finish Chapter 9 21%
- Rump Rumble 2 Deport the Nonbelievers 20%
- New York City 2024 Finish Chapter 10 19%
- Fixed Time Went Back In Time To Fix The Dark Future 18%
- Rump Rumble 3 Keep Your Weak 16%
- Rump Rumble 4 For Whom the Bell Tolls 14%
- 29 Immigrants Toss Out 29 Immigrants in Endless Cleansing 5.2%