ActionAdventureIndieRPG
BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre
Give it 2 hours
Gets good by 2h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 68% of owners
Steam reviews 87% positive of 1,217
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 4 reviews are negative (27%); after 4h it's 1 in 12 (9%).
- Only 68% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,233 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 5.2h for positive, 3.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (68.2% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (45)
- Redneck Defeat 50 enemies with a shotgun 100%
- Demoman Defeat 10 enemies by blasting a barrel 91%
- Reaper Defeat 15 enemies in 3 seconds 85%
- Big Bada Boom Blow up 50 barrels 82%
- Butcher Defeat 500 enemies 82%
- Off the hinges Open 20 doors 81%
- For mother Russia Defeat 100 enemies with AK 47 80%
- Sheriff Defeat 50 enemies with a revolver 75%
- I'm not your food! Defeat Behemoth 73%
- Hell's cook Complete "Steak from Hell" quest 65%
- Burst out laughing Blow up 5 enemies with one grenade (AK 47 alt attack) 64%
- Love is Blind Complete "Love is Blind" quest 62%
- Hero Complete "Save our bones" quest 59%
- Healthy food Defeat 100 burgers 52%
- Summoner Summon 20 imps with magic 52%
- Lazy commander Defeat 30 enemies with minions 51%
- Greedy-pants Collect 100.000 coins 51%
- Fart of destiny Defeat 30 enemies with dash 46%
- Well done! Solve the game, any ending 46%
- Swanky Spend 100 grand 45%
- Alpha male Complete the quest with Mort's girlfriend 45%
- Teetotaler Don't use bottles during one level 41%
- Bad Music Defeat El Roico 39%
- Bad guide Defeat 30 tourists 38%
- Rest in peace Defeat Nerdomancer 34%
- Gunner Defeat 100 enemies with a bazooka shot 34%
- Psychopath Use rage 20 times 32%
- Magic Cock Complete Soldier of Fate the Infector quest 29%
- Metal Gear Pony Complete Metal Gear Pony quest 28%
- Vandal Blow up 20 vending machines 28%
- Apprentice Complete Back to School quest 26%
- 50 Shades of Black Defeat Black Overlord 26%
- Armed to the teeth Max out the ammo bar 25%
- Shopaholic Buy 5 abilities in store 24%
- 15 minutes of fame Complete the Interview quest 24%
- Fan Spend 3 hours fighting 23%
- Daddy's back in town Defeat Big Wac 23%
- Game over The ending: LOU marries Angelica 21%
- Dracarys Defeat 100 enemies with Soulgun 18%
- Deal with the devil The ending: LOU agrees to Big Wac's proposal 17%
- Phoenix Rise from the dead 16%
- Healthy as a Demon Max out your HP bar 16%
- Destructor Defeat 100 enemies with BFG 15%
- Satan's little helper Complete all quests 13%
- Bartender Max out the bottle bar 11%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.