ActionAdventureCasualIndie
Alchemage
Not enough reviews
Started playing 6% of owners
Steam reviews 71% positive of 310
What the data shows
- Only 313 reviews so far — too early to tell.
- Only 6% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
Not enough reviews.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (5.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (28)
- I Quit Magic The damage feels like tickling monsters, but hey—it’s better than bare hands! 100%
- Walking Botanical Garden Your backpack holds an entire forest—it’s just a bit cramped. 91%
- Biohazard It smells awful, but the disguise works perfectly. 76%
- Graduated from Noobhood? Alright, now you finally don’t look like a beggar. 66%
- Goodbye, Caveman Congrats, mighty sorcerer—you finally won’t get diarrhea from eating raw meat anymore! 64%
- Cardboard Armor Security +1! Though a monster’s sneeze might blow it apart. 62%
- Enlightened You’ve finally escaped the ranks of magical illiteracy! 55%
- The End of a Mortgage Slave It just wanted a new home—you took its life instead. 51%
- I Can Feel the Power! Energy transfer completed successfully—with no explosion. Congratulations! 42%
- A Chorus of Frogs The world is quiet at last—no more off-key croaking. 42%
- Potion Abuse Your liver sacrificed a lot for this achievement—maybe it needs a potion too. 40%
- Die Again! You helped two undead leaders experience a brand-new after-sales service. 33%
- Jelly Enthusiast You’ve tasted original, spicy, and mint-flavored jiggly “jelly.” A unique experience. 33%
- The Mud Horse Arrives You’re not riding a llama—you’re riding the spirit of the internet itself. 33%
- So “Eagle”-gant Even the fiercest hawk looks like a chicken once it hits the ground. 29%
- Master of Magic Knowledge is power—but your brain is a bit overloaded now. 29%
- Light Buzz Combat skills unclear—but your bartending skill is definitely maxed out. 27%
- +1 Second Practicing the most mystical form of longevity. 24%
- Chest PTSD From now on, you instinctively stab every chest before opening it. 22%
- Failed Dragon Ascension It dreamed of becoming a dragon—then it met you, the “dragon slayer.” 16%
- Final Project You’ve acquired a signature skill worthy of your character biography. 15%
- Early Retirement You successfully helped this iron rice-bowl worker retire early. 15%
- Chief Craftsman Farewell to handcrafting—though it’s really just one extra workbench. 11%
- Property Deed Congratulations! You now own your first unfinished house. 11%
- The True Queen Bee Now you and the bees are sworn brothers from different hives. 9.1%
- Ribbit! To the jungle giant frogs, you look exactly like one of them. 9.1%
- RGB, Activate! Combat power unclear—but the light pollution is maxed out. 7.3%
- Mud Horse Gathering No matter the environment, you arrive gracefully atop a disdainful beast. 1.8%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-21.