Thief Simulator
Give it 3 hours
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 3 reviews are negative (37%); after 7h it's 1 in 13 (8%).
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- Only 29% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 40,394 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 9.5h for positive, 1.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (29.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (33)
story milestone ending side
- Wealth redistribution 1 Steal items worth 5000 100%
- Too much television is bad for you Steal 5 TVs 100%
- Fresh air Break 10 windows 79%
- Wealth redistribution 2 Steal items worth 20000 74%
- Car enthusiast 1 Steal Bolthorn 86 Classic 73%
- Hackerman Disable 10 control panels 59%
- Sneaky sneak Finish 10 S rank thefts without beeing seen 57%
- Car enthusiast 3 Steal Bolthorn Family MkV 55%
- Wealth redistribution 3 Steal items worth 50000 54%
- Car enthusiast 4 Steal Vulcan Spectre 49%
- Art connoisseur Steal 10 paintings 46%
- Wealth redistribution 4 Steal items worth 100000 39%
- Car enthusiast 2 Steal Aisan Cougar 36%
- Debt free man Get fired 33%
- Console gamer Steal 5 consoles 30%
- All Toasters Toast Toast Steal 10 toasters 27%
- Nice throw man Break a window with a brick 20%
- Car enthusiast 5 Steal Kubra GTS 17%
- Crazy about cars Steal 5 cars 14%
- Plumbing expert Break 10 toilets 11%
- Egg hunt Find 5 Faberge Egg replicas in Richie R. 7.2%
- Skid mark Steal the skid loader 6.2%
- Who needs dishes Break 10 dishes 6.2%
- Forking workflow Steal the forklift 5.8%
- A what? Buy a cloaking device on ng+ 5.5%
- Like candy from a baby Steal and sell 8 candy bags on BlackBay 5.5%
- Well equipped Steal 5 construction yellow boxes 5.2%
- Creepy Steal and sell 4 creepy dolls on BlackBay 5.2%
- Halloween is here Steal and sell 7 pumpkins on BlackBay 4.8%
- Dude, where's my sleigh? Steal santa sleigh car 4.8%
- Toys for greedy boys Steal 6 big toy boxes 4.5%
- VHS is the best Sell 5 VHS on BlackBay 4.1%
- Reverse Santa Sell all presents on BlackBay 4.1%