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Give it 7 hours
Gets good by 7h then rated almost like by veterans
Fully opens up by 10h rated like by long-time players
Started playing 50% of owners
Steam reviews 74% positive of 970
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 2 reviews are negative (51%); after 10h it's 1 in 8 (13%).
- Fully opens up by hour 10.
- The opening is criticised more than in 79% of games we track.
- Only 50% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 976 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 294 reviews: 10.1h for positive, 2.9h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (50.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (37)
- Doin' a Solid Do someone a solid 100%
- Tapes Never Sleep Become a Platinum member 63%
- Noob No More Unlock 25% of the Tome of the Ancients 58%
- Halo Effect Capitalize on your bodaciousness 49%
- Mender Bartender Receive a tasty beverage from the Mender altar 47%
- Money Shot Eject 100 tapes from an ATM 44%
- Cool Customer Upgrade Shermie's Shop 38%
- Mender Contender Participate in a Daily Challenge 32%
- Greenish Thumb Help Billy farm a plant 32%
- Make-Out Like a Bandit Steal a key from a shop using Suck Face 26%
- Mender Offender Receive disapproval from the Mender altar 25%
- Chicken Poppers Pop a chicken with your snake head 25%
- Book Worm Unlock 50% of the Tome of the Ancients 20%
- Cobruh la la la la la la la la Conceive a serpent baby 19%
- Mender Ender Defeat the Colossus 18%
- Killer! Get a Kill Streak of 10 or more 17%
- Drupe Ninja Heal, Burn and Heal some more using fruit 16%
- Mender Tender Receive a cash payout from the Mender altar 14%
- Two-bular! Discover a Mutation Combo 13%
- Total Annihilation! Annihilate 5 enemies at once 8.7%
- Flappy Nerd Stay aloft for 10 seconds 8.5%
- Shopaholic Upgrade Shermie's Shop to the max! 7.0%
- Green Machine Help Billy complete his garden 5.6%
- Fallout Collection Unlock all styles 5.2%
- Total Bummer Load your body up with the bummer mutation trifecta 5.2%
- Brainiac Unlock 75% of the Tome of the Ancients 5.0%
- Greed Is Good Become a Desert Chrome member 5.0%
- Quirk Berzerk Unlock all Quirks 4.0%
- Maul Rat Unlock all weapons 3.6%
- Cool Runnings Fully upgrade the town statue 3.6%
- Colossal Blunder Shamefully fall to your death while fighting the Colossus 2.4%
- Cluuuuutch! Get a Survivor Streak of 10 or more 2.4%
- I Am Bat Man Completed the game De-Made style 2.2%
- Commune Contributor Complete Transfigured Tasks 1.8%
- Optimal Coroutine Complete Vestigial Tasks 1.8%
- Nerd! Unlock 100% of the Tome of the Ancients 1.6%
- Honorary Disciple Complete Cathode Raider Tasks 1.6%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.