ActionAdventureSimulation
Vacation Simulator
Give it 1 hour
Gets good by 1h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 57% of owners
Steam reviews 91% positive of 1,075
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours almost 1 in 3 reviews are negative (29%); after 5h it's 1 in 40 (3%).
- Few early reviews, so this is a rough estimate.
- Only 57% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,081 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 296 reviews: 5.8h for positive, 1.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (57.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (26)
- Permission Granted Agree to Go Online 100%
- Love Your Look Try On Every Avatar Outfit 93%
- Sunken Treasure Discover BotBeard's Treasure 86%
- Peak Vacation Reach the Top of Vacation Mountain 61%
- Old Reliable Observe the Geyser 59%
- Brain Freeze Eat 7 Scoops of IceCream at the Peak 51%
- Non-Employee Review Scan yourself with the Star Scanner 36%
- Simulation Saved Save the Vacation Simulator 33%
- This Vacation Brought To You By... Pull Out Every Card in the Credits 30%
- Onboarded Finish Giglr Independent Contractor Training 25%
- You're A Natural Roll a Natural 20 25%
- Fish Icing Return a Fish to the Ice Hole 24%
- The World Is Your Oyster Find the Pearl in the Sunken Ship 18%
- I'm Baby Give BabyBot's pacifier a try 18%
- Just getting STARted Earn 50 stars in endless mode. 15%
- Mushy Music Hit or Bounce 20 Musical Mushrooms While Hiking 12%
- Did You Know... Read 10 Random Facts 12%
- Welcome To Giglr Receive the big news from Giglr that you're getting hired! 11%
- Unwelcome To Giglr Receive the unfortunate news that Giglr has postponed your hiring 11%
- Mandatory Socialization Talk to 30 Bots at the Party 6.6%
- Life's A Beach Find All Memories on Vacation Beach 5.8%
- Forest For The Trees Find All Memories in Vacation Forest 5.8%
- Is This Real Gaming? Play Every Game Cartridge on Vacation Island 4.5%
- Molehill Or Mountain Find All Memories on Vacation Mountain 4.5%
- The Perfect Vacation Get All Memories in the Vacation Simulator 4.4%
- #1 Stan Get an autographed photo from OpsBot 3.7%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.