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John, The Zombie
Not enough reviews
Started playing 70% of owners
Steam reviews 58% positive of 225
What the data shows
- Only 226 reviews so far — too early to tell.
- 70% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
Not enough reviews.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (70.3% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (20)
- Hungry Eat 10 brains. 100%
- Greedy Eat 30 brains. 79%
- Fast Learner Learn 5 skills. 77%
- Brain Eater Eat 50 brains. 57%
- Outlaw Attack 5 cops. 47%
- Making a Mess Score 500 points by causing chaos. 30%
- Passive Agressive No agressions for 10 minutes. 27%
- Genious Learn 10 skills. 23%
- Not a Vegetarian Eat 10 cow's brains. 22%
- Road Killer Kill 20 zombies with a car. 21%
- Troublemaker Score 1000 points by causing chaos. 20%
- Top Scorer Score 50 points in basketball. 18%
- Destructor Score 2000 points by causing chaos. 12%
- Speedy Win the first race. 11%
- Long Live the King Finish the campaign. 10%
- Fisherman Catch one big fish. 9.2%
- Zombie Knight Win the second horse challenge. 8.8%
- The Last Will be the Last Win the second race. 8.7%
- King of the Wheels Win the third race. 8.5%
- Half-Dead Rider Win the first horse challenge. 8.3%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-22.