ActionAdventureIndieFree To Play
OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS KNIGHT
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 76% of owners
Steam reviews 95% positive of 2,223
What the data shows
- 95% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (95%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 97% of games we track.
- 76% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 2,242 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 0.4h for positive, 0.3h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (75.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (8)
- One scarecrow. Only. Destroy scarecrows. 100%
- Don't interrupt me, please. Bring chicken back. 69%
- Turnip, potato and corn. Deal with the cabbage. 68%
- Cowards and wine. Defeat hellspawns. 64%
- The Knight. Complete the game. 54%
- The imposter. Find a frined. 41%
- Sticks and stones. Find a hater. 33%
- The ball. Of doom! Find a follower. 28%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.