ActionAdventure
Destroy All Humans!
Give it 3 hours
Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Fully opens up by 7h rated like by long-time players
Reach the ending 19% of players who started
Started playing 96% of owners
Steam reviews 92% positive of 11,588
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (22%); after 7h it's 1 in 20 (5%).
- Fully opens up by hour 7.
- 19% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Immodesta” (Invade Santa Modesta) and “Area of Dissect” (Invade Area 42): from 62% to 35% of starters.
- 96% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 11,705 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 10h for positive, 2.4h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (95.8% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Goin' to Seed Invade Turnipseed Farm 100%
- Rockwell Death Knell Invade Rockwell 84% −16
- Immodesta Invade Santa Modesta 62% −22
- Area of Dissect Invade Area 42 Most players quit here 35% −27
- Union Busting Invade Union Town 28% −7
- Capitol Punishment Invade Capitol City 27% −1
- Unilateral Disarmament Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all 25% −1
- Impeached Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord 21% −4
- For the Glory of the Furon Empire! Destroy humanity's last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species 19% −2
story milestone ending biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (40)
story milestone ending side
- Goin' to Seed Invade Turnipseed Farm 100%
- Brain Drain Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration 89%
- No Time to Waste Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time 87%
- Rockwell Death Knell Invade Rockwell 84%
- When Two Humans Collide Use PK to destroy a human with another human 84%
- Covert Thoughts Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts 83%
- Harvest Season Recover a Furon Probe 83%
- A Pox on Your Gear Upgrade Crypto at Pox's Lab in the mothership 82%
- Rejected for Probing Throw something into something else with the saucer's Abducto Beam 78%
- Man's Inhumanity to Man Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive 74%
- And a Pox on Your Saucer Too Upgrade your saucer at Pox's Lab in the mothership 70%
- Invasion of the Body Swappers Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership's archives 62%
- Immodesta Invade Santa Modesta 62%
- Reduce, Abuse, Recycle Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition 57%
- Fly, My Pretties Throw a human into the air and juggle them 54%
- Furonigami Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership 50%
- Down to the Challenge Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there 49%
- Simply Repulsive Use your saucer's Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles 48%
- Swift Harvest Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it 45%
- Grade A Upgrade Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability 41%
- Area of Dissect Invade Area 42 35%
- As Is Tradition Abduct a cow with your saucer 34%
- Righteous Rampage Ace a Rampage challenge with a three-star rating 33%
- Hot to Trot Evade a rocket by dashing 30%
- Champion of Abduction Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating 30%
- Union Busting Invade Union Town 28%
- Capitol Punishment Invade Capitol City 27%
- Unilateral Disarmament Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all 25%
- Return of the Clone II - Reloaded Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive's Holopoxdeck 23%
- Gas-Guzzler Guzzler Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer's shields 22%
- Impeached Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord 21%
- Furon Faster Race Ace a Race challenge with a three-star rating 19%
- For the Glory of the Furon Empire! Destroy humanity's last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species 19%
- Jerk of All Trades Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type 16%
- The Art of Armageddon Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating 15%
- Do Feed the Sharks Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities 11%
- Pyrokinesis Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human 7.8%
- Hop the Hoop Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet 7.5%
- The Mandatory Option Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.) 6.5%
- Ace of Space Ace all challenges! 5.0%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-18.