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Goat Simulator 3
Hooks you almost right away
Gets good by 3h almost every game dips in hours 2–3
Started playing 88% of owners
Steam reviews 98% positive of 16,211
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 12 reviews are negative (8%); after 7h it's 1 in 75 (1%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 93% of games we track.
- The game has no story achievements, so drop-off points can't be measured.
- 88% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 16,382 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 288 reviews: 14.6h for positive, 2.5h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (88.4% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
This game has no story achievements, so we can't tell where players quit.
All achievements (74)
story milestone ending side
- Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier 100%
- Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier 69%
- I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro 68%
- Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map 61%
- Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier 58%
- Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier 47%
- Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats 45%
- Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers 44%
- Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier 38%
- Egg Simulator Become an Egg 35%
- Into the Matrix Find the trainstation 34%
- Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier 31%
- Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten! 31%
- What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes 29%
- New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier 25%
- Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder 23%
- Don't touch the servers You touched the servers 23%
- Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion 21%
- San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus 20%
- 401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down 19%
- Where is it? Find That clown 17%
- Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session 16%
- This Took Half My Life Experience the entire Black Meze tour 15%
- Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion 13%
- Black Market Find the shady merchant 13%
- Car Cave Find the secret garage 11%
- You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep Find the Deep Stone 11%
- French Fika Lick the croissant 10%
- A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house 10%
- Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave 9.3%
- Goat Got Brains Find the Knowledge Stone 9.0%
- Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot 8.6%
- Appliance in Disguise Find the Space Stone 7.4%
- It's All a Simulation What a cop-out 7.2%
- Gastroscopy Find the Kidney Stone 7.2%
- [REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur 7.0%
- Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana 5.2%
- Hell of a Ride Take a ride on Charons boat 4.8%
- Streaking Run naked on the football field 4.8%
- Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes 4.4%
- Daredevil Jump off all Ramps 4.3%
- Vault 55 Open the Vault 3.7%
- Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes 3.7%
- Try Hard 2 Find all Trinkets 3.5%
- Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle 3.1%
- Utopia Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town 2.9%
- Try Hard With a Vengeance Find all Multiverse Trinkets 2.9%
- You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts 2.8%
- You Gotta Licket to Ride Lick the flying train 2.8%
- Lousy References Find all Broken Relics 2.7%
- G.O.A.T. Unlock all the achievements 2.3%
- Dr. Pheelsgood Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor 2.3%
- I Love History Sit through the whole history documentary 2.0%
- Ultrasonic Speedy Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy 2.0%
- So Aerodynamic Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat 1.9%
- Marathon Rider Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle 1.7%
- Wow, Such Instincts Complete all Instincts 1.7%
- Live Free and Try Hard Find all Baadlands Trinkets 1.5%
- Wheels of Fortune Find all Golden Wheels 1.1%
- Dude, where's my square car? Drive a compacted vehicle 1.0%
- Deliciously Disgusting Make a pineapple pizza 1.0%
- Daredevil of the Wasteland Jump off all Ramps 1.0%
- Crash Course Complete all Hooferdome Courses 0.9%
- Maximus Instinctus Complete all Baadlands Instincts 0.8%
- Creator, Park Manager, Farmer Talk to the Farmer in the back office 0.1%
- Dear diary, Mood: Apathetic Play the emo note on the piano 0.1%
- The Flapmaster 2.0 Score 20 point in Flappy Goat 0.1%
- The Four Plushies of the Catastrophe Free The Four Plushies of the Catastrophe 0.1%
- Instinctive Behaviour Complete all Dizzyworld Instincts 0.1%
- Hitch a Ride Ride Gordon Goat as Gordon Goat 0.1%
- Eyeses on the Prizes Buy all prizes from Gordon's Prize Wall 0.1%
- Inflation Sensation Reach the stratosphere as a balloon 0.1%
- A Good Day to Try Hard Find all Dizzyworld Trinkets 0.1%
- Gently Down the Stream Ride the whole VelociRafters 0.1%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-18.