Simulation
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Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 96% of owners
Steam reviews 87% positive of 1,988
What the data shows
- 87% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (87%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 85% of games we track.
- 96% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,987 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 287 reviews: 0.2h for positive, 0.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (96% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (14)
- Революционер, образованный Революционер, образованный 100%
- Есть два стула Есть два стула 98%
- Петух закукарекал Закукарекай как петух 98%
- Блатной Тебя посчитали блатным 96%
- Вечер в хату! Вечер в хату! 95%
- Реальный пацан Пройди игру 84%
- Авторитет Пройди игру 84%
- Сидевший Пройди игру 84%
- Чифир в сладость Чифир в сладость 83%
- Дерзкий как пуля резкий Нахами псу 82%
- Одноглазый Одноглазый 60%
- Я гей и не скрываю это! Открыто заяви о своих желаниях 38%
- Неудачный побег Отсюда нет выхода 35%
- Дырявая ложка Дырявая ложка 29%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-19.