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SIMULACRA: Pipe Dreams
Hooks you right away
Gets good instantly from the first hour
Started playing 83% of owners
Steam reviews 82% positive of 843
What the data shows
- 78% of first-hour reviews are positive — about the same as players with 3+ hours (81%).
- 82% of owners got the first achievement.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 886 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 2.1h for positive, 2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (82.5% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (29)
- Best. Game. Ever. Downloaded the hottest game in town 100%
- Number one Beat Teddy in FlapeeBird 84%
- Obsessed Watched all of the IRIS ADs 75%
- Number one, again Beat Teddy in Flapeebird, again 66%
- You're better than him You are better than Teddy in FlapeeBird 54%
- Viral Video Game Shared FlapeeBird with all your friends 38%
- Nonexistence Better me than you 31%
- Get that checked Your health survey came back.. it's not good 30%
- In This Together Best friends no more 24%
- Suck at this Die 50 times in FlapeeBird 22%
- No cheating! You cheated... shame on you 16%
- Bye Teddy... Let him go. Let him go 16%
- Buck buck buck You gave up.. chicken.. buck buck buck buckukk 15%
- Good at this Score 300 points in FlapeeBird 14%
- Out Of This Together Best friends forever 13%
- Passive Player Allowed the game to play itself.. for the most part 12%
- Teddyception You share the same name as Teddy.. Coincidence? 11%
- Potty name Who gave you that name? Your parents? 9.8%
- Slyfly If you Jab hard enough you might find it 9.3%
- One more game... Revive 50 times in FlapeeBird 9.0%
- Cold Cases Uncovered recordings of the mysterious cases 8.6%
- My name is Teddy Found all of Teddy's recordings 8.6%
- Midsummer Gone too deep 8.4%
- Gamemaker Meet the maker 8.0%
- Influencer I will smash that subscribe button on your channel 7.2%
- The Gulf War Operation Desert Shield 5.8%
- Subscription Expired I have no life 5.2%
- Gushing through Jetstream 50 times in FlapeeBird 4.7%
- Voyeur Watched all of Teddy's ADs 4.4%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.