ActionAdventure
Hell Pie
Give it 5 hours
Gets good by 5h then rated almost like by veterans
Started playing 67% of owners
Steam reviews 89% positive of 1,801
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 5 reviews are negative (22%); after 7h it's 1 in 14 (7%).
- Only 67% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 1,825 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 300 reviews: 11.6h for positive, 5.1h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (67.1% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
Story milestones aren't labeled yet; all achievements are listed below.
All achievements (32)
- Mentor Meet Chef 100%
- Gullible Meet Cupid 96%
- Smashface Smash Nugget against the wall 86%
- Yummy! Collect your first ingredient 85%
- Fast as f**k boi Complete the Sprint Horns challenge level 74%
- Gem Hunter Collect 1000 crystals 68%
- Classy Demo Buy your first outfit 57%
- That's just too nasty Defeat the boss of the Sewers 53%
- Sushi for everyone Trigger whale explosion 49%
- Hornborn Complete the Ram Horns challenge level 43%
- Gem Addict Collect 5000 crystals 42%
- Hero All Munchers freed 41%
- Mr. Huseau Monty Python did it with style, don't know how it's done here 34%
- Gem Connoisseur Collect 10000 crystals 33%
- Let there be Light! Complete the Light Horns challenge level 33%
- Everybody is beautiful Defeat Gluttony 32%
- Is this supposed to be funny? Plug in all Wi-Fi sticks 32%
- Mc Gyver Complete dining room side quest 29%
- Sexytime Bring all sexy plants together 28%
- Never skip arm day Complete the Arm Horns challenge level 28%
- Witness Witness a dark ritual 23%
- Piece of cake Defeat the Hell Pie 23%
- I can't see how it's funny Destroy the crosses in Heaven 21%
- Hörn Retörn Complete the Wing Horns Challenge Level 18%
- Juvenile and unnecessary Unlock Nugget Fart 17%
- Is it only for shock value? Hit 10 humans in the factory 13%
- The 1% Use private insurance 9.8%
- Greedy Collect all Lucky Cats 8.3%
- I'm starting to feel a bit sad Collect all Unilambs 7.9%
- Gourmet Collect all Candymeat 7.7%
- Wow! Such endurance Collect everything 7.5%
- Bad Taste Get all outfits 6.4%
Steam page Updated: 2026-10-20.