POSTAL 2

этап сюжета концовка побочное

• R. Kelly's Protege Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 100%
• Friend of Dorothy Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 92%
• Well, aren't YOU a badass Kicked open a door. 84%
• Someone's got a case of the Mondays! Survived Monday. 79%
• Duck Dynasty Used a Bass Sniffer Radar. 72%
• Taxidermy with Chuck Testa Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 72%
• Officer McLovin' Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 69%
• Here, Wilfred Gained your first dog helper. 68%
• It's sterile and I like the taste Sucked down your own piss. 55%
• I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you Put out someone that's on fire. 54%
• C U Next Tuesday Survived Tuesday. 51%
• It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 50%
• Finkle IS Einhorn! Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 48%
• Lieberman is our Leader! Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 47%
• It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway Killed someone who refused to sign your petition. 47%
• Fur Sure! Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 47%
• Do you even Enzyte, bro? Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 42%
• OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT! Survived Wednesday. 42%
• Sheriff Arpaio would be proud. Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 37%
• And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree Killed all of the book protestors in the library. 33%
• It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays Survived Thursday. 32%
• OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale Roasted 30 people with fire. 30%
• Where's Mr. McGibblets? Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 30%
• I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 29%
• GOOD MORNING VIETNAM! Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 28%
• Workin' for the Weekend Survived Friday. 28%
• Gotta pay the Troll Toll Found one of the hidden underground sewers. 26%
• Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This! Killed over 1,000 people. 26%
• Can't Touch This Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 24%
• FAB-U-LOUS! Wore all three outfits. 22%
• Darth Maul'd! Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 21%
• Door Mat Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 21%
• Screw Bill Lumbergh! Survived Saturday. 21%
• You are not alone Observed an NPC going POSTAL! 20%
• I'm not even supposed to be here today! Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us! 19%
• A-Rod Who? Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 19%
• Paid the Piper Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 19%
• Chuck Norris'd! Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 17%
• I Am Legend Committed suicide... the Taliban way. 16%
• There's always money in the banana stand Found the secret bank exit on Monday. 15%
• I swear, I thought it was a home fill Exploded a nuclear bomb. 15%
• Shiva Blast "Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 15%
• RAFIBOMB!!! Kicked 10 people in the balls. 15%
• Anger Management With Roger Clemens Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 15%
• Rebecca Black's Nightmare Totaled 30 cars. 15%
• Thanks for the money! Finished all seven days. 14%
• Reddit would be proud. Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 13%
• Rick Grimes 4 Life Made 30 zombies lose their heads. 13%
• I should buy a boat Read the newspaper every day. 13%
• Chapelle's Show Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 13%
• Running With Scissors Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors. 13%
• Found 'em faster than GWB Discovered the hidden Taliban base. 13%
• John Rambo'd! Made a very long killing spree. 12%
• Señor Cornballer Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 12%
• GABAGOOOOOL! Reunited with an old friend. 12%
• One time, at band camp... Saved the marching band from explody death. 10%
• Holocaust: Part Deux Reunited with an old enemy. 9,9%
• I don't need virgins for this Suicide-bombed a Taliban member. 9,5%
• Cesar Millan is Very Happy Mauled 30 people with your dog. 9,3%
• Ginger Mint Killed Zack Ward. 8,9%
• Rain on your Wedding Day Reunited with an old flame. 8,9%
• Don't taze me, bro! Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 8,3%
• Uncle T-Bag Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 8,1%
• Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. 8,1%
• Pussy on a Pedestal Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 8,0%
• Hello, Newman Kicked 30 dogs. 7,4%
• Gettin DP'd Made 30 kills while dual-wielding. 7,1%
• Fear and Loathing Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 7,0%
• SCREW that game! Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 7,0%
• Better than POSTAL III Rescued your loyal companion. 6,8%
• Ape Gape Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive. 6,8%
• Dick Message Wasted no time with the Wise Wang. 6,7%
• Michonne ain't got nothin' on me Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 6,7%
• BioShocked Spent $2000 on vending machines. 6,5%
• Anustart! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 6,2%
• Gary vs. The K. Man Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 6,1%
• Planet of the Apes: The Musical Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 6,1%
• Ladies Love Cake Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake. 5,6%
• Hobo Sexual Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward. 5,6%
• 40 Year Old Virgin Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 5,6%
• PooMasher Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it. 5,5%
• Rich on Reddit Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. 5,5%
• CAN YOU DIG IT?! Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 5,3%
• You Snow Nothing John Blow Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. 5,0%
• Scientology Level: OT VIII Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. 4,9%
• Ode to Eddings Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units. 4,9%
• My Name is Jesus Completed Paradise Lost with no kills. 4,6%
• Adderall4All Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 4,6%
• Harder than r/gonewild Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. 4,4%