Kindergarten
Hooks you almost right away
What the data shows
- In the first 2 hours 1 in 6 reviews are negative (16%); after 5h it's 1 in 65 (1%).
- The opening is criticised less than in 80% of games we track.
- At least 70% of players who start reach the ending.
- The biggest drop-off is between “Teacher's Pet” (Unlocked the lunch pass) and “Nugget Hoarder” (Unlocked the note): from 91% to 82% of starters.
- Only 55% of owners have even the first achievement — the rest barely played.
When it gets good
Share of positive reviews by how many hours the reviewer had played when writing the review.
before it gets good opening up fully opened up
Based on all 10,826 Steam reviews in every language. Median playtime in a sample of 294 reviews: 5.5h for positive, 6.2h for negative. Almost every game is rated lower in the first 2–3 hours: that window includes refunds and quick first impressions. What matters is how deep the dip is and how fast the game recovers.
Where players quit
Share of players who started the game and reached each story milestone. 100% is the most common achievement (54.9% of owners), so people who bought the game and never launched it don't count.
- Started playing 100%
- Best Boyfriend Ever Unlocked the flower. 100%
- Too Cool For School Unlocked the key mold. 99% −1
- Teacher's Pet Unlocked the lunch pass. 91% −8
- Nugget Hoarder Unlocked the note. Most players quit here 82% −9
- Super Bully Unlocked the phone. 79% −3
- Money Bags Unlocked the office key. 75% −4
- Savior of the School Saved Billy. ≥70% −5
story milestone ending (most common ending) biggest drop-off
Story milestones were labeled by AI from achievement names and descriptions; mistakes are possible.
All achievements (8)
story milestone ending side
- Best Boyfriend Ever Unlocked the flower. 100%
- Too Cool For School Unlocked the key mold. 99%
- Teacher's Pet Unlocked the lunch pass. 91%
- Nugget Hoarder Unlocked the note. 82%
- Super Bully Unlocked the phone. 79%
- Money Bags Unlocked the office key. 75%
- Savior of the School Saved Billy. 70%
- World Ender Presented the 25 talismans 35%